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The NaTurryl Man

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If the bible isn't literal than it isn't real. Do you think it's all literal? Adam and Eve, the ark, Jesus having magic?
A lot of the Bible is obvious poetry. You can't take a book that's a mix of genres and expect it all to be literal. Adam and Eve were real, though. There had to be a first man and a first woman even from an atheistic perspective. As for Jesus having magic - He's God. Everything was created by him and through him and Christians are supposed to quibble on whether or not he could turn water into wine?
 

Steve Ramone

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Please explain to me what being Turing complete means, not a google description just shoot the shit on the concept a bit.

Dinosaur bones are fake.
It's something to do with a computers ability to do calculations or something, not sure 100%.

You have to believe the bones are fake because otherwise the bible doesn't work. You're working backwards from your conclusions. The god of the gaps is dumb, you don't have to believe the bible literally to believe in god.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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It's something to do with a computers ability to do calculations or something, not sure 100%.

You have to believe the bones are fake because otherwise the bible doesn't work. You're working backwards from your conclusions. The god of the gaps is dumb, you don't have to believe the bible literally to believe in god.

This is why God doesn’t reveal himself to you.

I can’t change that. Only God can grant you eyes to see, and a heart not to hard to feel.
 

Steve Ramone

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Yea. I know this is hard to understand but I am not Jesus, bro.
You're not really making an effort to adhere to his teachings though. So it's more like yeah Jesus was great and he's literally god but I'm not gonna do the shit he says because I don't feel like it. I'll be saved anyway so who gives a shit.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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You're not really making an effort to adhere to his teachings though. So it's more like yeah Jesus was great and he's literally god but I'm not gonna do the shit he says because I don't feel like it. I'll be saved anyway so who gives a shit.

How do you know I’m not?

It also isn’t that simple, someone who’s never known love, who was born into extremely bad circumstances is loved more by God for just showing a small kindness once to someone, than someone born into the best life and raised with love and opportunity who donates a million dollars to charity.
 

Steve Ramone

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How do you know I’m not?

It also isn’t that simple, someone who’s never known love, who was born into extremely bad circumstances is loved more by God for just showing a small kindness once to someone, than someone born into the best life and raised with love and opportunity who donates a million dollars to charity.
Because of what you post?
 

CorradoSoprano4

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All I know is that I talked to God last night on Paltalk and I asked him if he thinks abortions are cool and he left me on read.
 

Chive Turkey

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If the bible isn't literal than it isn't real. Do you think it's all literal? Adam and Eve, the ark, Jesus having magic?
Of course.
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Steve Ramone

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Nobody knows what happened in history, especially scientists.
The scientific method is fine for all of my day to day conveniences. Electricity, the internet, instant communication across the entire planet... But I draw the line at anything interfering with the bible.
 
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