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We bump itIf that's the case, what happens next?
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We bump itIf that's the case, what happens next?
I wish we could get Nana or the Worm to bite.We bump it
Once you are made whole I will feel more comfortable about this sagaThere you go pinned forever or until I need to make room
There you go pinned forever or until I need to make room
This is what we call foreshadowing.There you go pinned forever or until I need to make room
It is going to be funny watching Cuntfucker become the most intense Patposter just to balance the forums.We'd just like to point out that, having bumped this 7 month old thread that is now pinned purely to fuck with the Patposters, it would appear that we have succeeded where Cuntfucker failed for years and have finally killed Patposting (you're welcome). Even if he shits his pants on CNN, do you really wanna go back to that? HAHA Pat is fat! Shut up, stupid. Go wait on twitter all day for someone to say something.
This place belongs to us now, Patposters need to pay a toll to get through here.
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Our hope is that now it's done for good he'll finally snap out of it and come back to work but we're equally happy with your way.It is going to be funny watching Cuntfucker become the most intense Patposter just to balance the forums.
@CuntFucker comment?It is going to be funny watching Cuntfucker become the most intense Patposter just to balance the forums.
OkThere you go pinned forever or until I need to make room
Are you saying that you want CF to go back to the way he used to be?Our hope is that now it's done for good he'll finally snap out of it and come back to work but we're equally happy with your way.
There's one thread about Jackie and all the Patposters are in there hiding
Christmas Carnage will be a national bestseller, child.Pat won, children. All it took was 5 years, 60k, 40 added pounds (10 in his head), his hair color, his dignity, his writing "career", ......now you have nothing to laugh at and have wasted all this time.
We'll always have Josiah Tape 5, traffic court, Carl Ashley's expressions...
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