The Biggest Liar: A Patrick Tomlinson Competition

[SpaceEdge]

Let's have a friendly competition, b b b boys.
The game: make Patrick lie about the most obvious thing possible. Things it doesn't even work to lie about.. the biggest lie will get a $5 off coupon for Piggly wiggly


Rules: Patrick's brain can't process onaforums related statements such as "pay quasi", so to keep the game from being too easy it doesn't count if you use onaforums events

 

[Meownaw]

I'm all with the classic not fat lie to be honest wit chu.

 

[SpaceEdge]

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

She was convicted and not "convinced," atalker. I'm sorry you're stupid

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

She was convicted and not "convinced," atalker. I'm sorry you're stupid

Technicality Tomlinson wins again.

 

[JebJoh]

She was convicted and not "convinced," atalker. I'm sorry you're stupid

Are YOU able to engage Patrick in nonsense conversations almost daily? Better watch who you're calling stupid there, character

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Are YOU able to engage Patrick in nonsense conversations almost daily? Better watch who you're calling stupid there, character

That's a Patrick quote, sir. Linger lllllonger

 

[JebJoh]

That's a Patrick quote, sir. Linger lllllonger

My bad then, but I'll be keeping tabs

 

[NoBacon]

Where’s my fawkin coupon?

 

[SpaceEdge]

 

[Treat Yourself]

Anyone else notice his prison threats are getting more and more urgent? Feeling the walls closing in, are ya, fatty? Remember, it's not gay as long as Jamal's balls don't touch yours while he's pounding you, child.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Tristram Shitty: a Cuck and Bullshit Story

 

[Jenna]

The name's Single. Chin Single. I don't take orders from anybody and my upper lip is always dry.

 

[guest]

Tell him he didn’t have lots of fans getting books signed at Worldcon

 

[RobertMewler]

Tell him, "It's humid in Milwaukee today".

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I remember he once was told the sky is blue and he said “wrong, the sky is many colors”

 

[Spraggy]

his ‘no, you’ rebuttals are classic manipulative behaviour. Hes not like some of those mastermind manipulators, just real potato brain shit.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

This should win

 

[SpaceEdge]

Some of this doesn't count but it needed to be said on Reddit

 

[HotDogJoe]

The only time he'll ever agree with you is if you pay him a compliment.

I guarantee if you say "you're talented and successful and write very good books" he'll respond with something like "correct for the first time in your life, stlaker".

Then if say "you live in Milwaukee and enjoy eating at Hooligans" in the next text, he'll disagree with it. Even if it's not a direct insult, he'll still disagree because his extreme narcissist brain won't allow him to acknowledge you're correct unless you're paying him a compliment.

I'm certain this would be the case as I'm certain he's fat.