Lol you ate a pound of hamburger. You should get your picture put on the wall of wherever you ordered them from.Yesterday I fucked up and ordered 2 half pound burgers. I ate them. I'm still sick. Salad today.
Lol you ate a pound of hamburger. You should get your picture put on the wall of wherever you ordered them from.Yesterday I fucked up and ordered 2 half pound burgers. I ate them. I'm still sick. Salad today.
It was McDonald's (or possibly Wendys). Either way the last 3 bites sucked and I had tears coming out my eyes.Lol you ate a pound of hamburger. You should get your picture put on the wall of wherever you ordered them from.
Actually, have you ever considered the life of a competitive eater? You could be the next Joey Chestnut. Could you imagine shitting out like 100 mostly full hotdogs? Could you imagine how cool that would be? Joey Chestnut is drowning in pussy right now.Yesterday I fucked up and ordered 2 half pound burgers. I ate them. I'm still sick. Salad today.
I eat super fast and it makes dates at restaurants intolerable cuz I have to sit for 20 minutes watching someone finish their fries. I think it's because as a kid I was allowed to play on the computer as soon as I finished dinner so it became a lifelong habit.Actually, have you ever considered the life of a competitive eater? You could be the next Joey Chestnut. Could you imagine shitting out like 100 mostly full hotdogs? Could you imagine how cool that would be? Joey Chestnut is drowning in pussy right now.
Turk, seriously, pursue this. Become the pride of Canada. Become the Wayne Gretzky of throating hotdogs.
I don't think it's possible to choke on hotdogs. A doctor told me that. Did you hear the intro Joey Chestnut got? That was fucking epic. That could be you.I actually can't do this. As I've revealed in another thread I've choked so bad I needed surgery. But I'll suck a weiner.
Did the doctor blindfold you and give you a demonstration like mine did?I don't think it's possible to choke on hotdogs. A doctor told me that. Did you hear the intro Joey Chestnut got? That was fucking epic. That could be you.
On two occasions a boiled piece of meat got stuck in my throat and I couldn't swallow water or saliva. Actually couldn't swallow anything and had to have a spit bottle. Both times I was put under full body anaesthesia, completely knocked out and had meat surgically removed from my neck.I choked on a Dorito once. I was trying to run outside so hopefully one of the many crackheads I had previously screamed at or punched in the head would take pity and save my life and I jumped down the last flight of stairs and when I landed it knocked the chip loose.
Turk, seriously, pursue this. Become the pride of Canada. Become the Wayne Gretzky of throating hotdogs.
He also has to pee pee in his own mouth. Just for fun.He's doing 2 smokes 4 beers speed runs or he's dead to us
That's part of the encoreHe also has to pee pee in his own mouth. Just for fun.