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Lol you ate a pound of hamburger. You should get your picture put on the wall of wherever you ordered them from.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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It was McDonald's (or possibly Wendys). Either way the last 3 bites sucked and I had tears coming out my eyes.
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Actually, have you ever considered the life of a competitive eater? You could be the next Joey Chestnut. Could you imagine shitting out like 100 mostly full hotdogs? Could you imagine how cool that would be? Joey Chestnut is drowning in pussy right now.
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Turk, seriously, pursue this. Become the pride of Canada. Become the Wayne Gretzky of throating hotdogs.
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I eat super fast and it makes dates at restaurants intolerable cuz I have to sit for 20 minutes watching someone finish their fries. I think it's because as a kid I was allowed to play on the computer as soon as I finished dinner so it became a lifelong habit.
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I actually can't do this. As I've revealed in another thread I've choked so bad I needed surgery. But I'll suck a weiner.
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I don't think it's possible to choke on hotdogs. A doctor told me that. Did you hear the intro Joey Chestnut got? That was fucking epic. That could be you.
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Did the doctor blindfold you and give you a demonstration like mine did?
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I choked on a Dorito once. I was trying to run outside so hopefully one of the many crackheads I had previously screamed at or punched in the head would take pity and save my life and I jumped down the last flight of stairs and when I landed it knocked the chip loose.
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On two occasions a boiled piece of meat got stuck in my throat and I couldn't swallow water or saliva. Actually couldn't swallow anything and had to have a spit bottle. Both times I was put under full body anaesthesia, completely knocked out and had meat surgically removed from my neck.
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He's doing 2 smokes 4 beers speed runs or he's dead to us
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He also has to pee pee in his own mouth. Just for fun.
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That's part of the encore
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Me IRL
I hate Christmas
I hate Christmas
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There's some constant fucking high pitched whine coming from somewhere around my place and it's driving me fucking insane. Since I noticed it I can't stop hearing it. It's not tinnitus either, there's some fucking loud "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" shit filling the air around here. Fucking aliens.
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The fat lipped Topanga looking broad that Ive been in love with forever did NOT care for my retard-hate. I was only jokin'. Anyways, hopefully she dies of some sort of pussy cancer.
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My mom used to laugh her ass off watching that show. My one buddy can do a perfect Ray Romano impression but he only says "Debra" over and over.
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My dad was always a distant and somewhat cold man but we would always watch the Tom Green Show. It made us both laugh so hard. My brother was excluded cuz he's a prude.