The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

We've been unpinned. You know capitol building they have? Let's turn it to a burningtol building

 

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You know that plastic wrap they wrap pallets with that's like industrial saran wrap? I told my dad I thought I could bust out of that shit so he wrapped my arms up and left for like 5 hours and when he got back I was still struggling to get out of it and made no progress.

You have to subtly flex your muscles while they wrap you up so you have room to wriggle out after.

 

[Turk February]

Advil only works on one half of my body. What the fuck is that shit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We've been unpinned. You know capitol building they have? Let's turn it to a burningtol building

What the hell

 

[Turk February]

What the hell

Apparently American mod faggots don't understand what thanksgiving is in our proud nation.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Apparently American mod faggots don't understand what thanksgiving is in our proud nation.

This is an act of aggression.

 

[Turk February]

@chocolatehellhole explain yourself. We will defend ourselves.

 

[Chive Turkey]

We've been unpinned. You know capitol building they have? Let's turn it to a burningtol building

We had to make place for a GTA thread that hasn't been replied to in a week, surely you understand.

I'm pretty sure one of the mods is just drunk and pressing buttons without realizing he's randomly pinning threads.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

It should be able to hold its value if it truly has any, regardless of sticky status.

 

[Turk February]

It should be able to hold its value if it truly has any, regardless of sticky status.

This is the most important thread in the history of this site.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

This is the most important thread in the history of this site.

Which is why by natural capitalist economics it will remain at the top, without commie forced stickies.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It should be able to hold its value if it truly has any, regardless of sticky status.

I will lay my head on the fucking train tracks.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I will lay my head on the fucking train tracks.

Do it during rush hour so some people get the day off.

 

[Turk February]

Do it during rush hour so some people get the day off.

The train rush hour? Do you have any idea how rare trains come around where he lives? There's like three a day. They'll wipe his brains before the next one comes.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The train rush hour? Do you have any idea how rare trains come around where he lives? There's like three a day. They'll wipe his brains before the next one comes.

I've heard rumblings that the mods aren't going to renew our contract for the Wyyz forum in the coming October as well. We're being completely motherfucked and it's because we're Canadian.

 

[Turk February]

I've heard rumblings that the mods aren't going to renew our contract for the Wyyz forum in the coming October as well. We're being completely motherfucked and it's because we're Canadian.

If the Canadians strike and just don't post they will lose their top 4 posters. They know they can't afford it. Don't let them intimidate you.

 

[Turk February]

That's not a threat @chocolatehellhole it's a promise.

 

[Turk February]

Enjoy Boq posting with no Boq. Enjoy Wyyz forums with to Abe. What are you doing?

 

[Turk February]

@chocolatehellhole all the pinned off topic threads have less posts than what we get in a day. This is racism and I won't stand for it.

 

[Turk February]

Important update. My hand rotting off is keeping me awake. As is traditional on thanksgiving.