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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
You know that plastic wrap they wrap pallets with that's like industrial saran wrap? I told my dad I thought I could bust out of that shit so he wrapped my arms up and left for like 5 hours and when he got back I was still struggling to get out of it and made no progress.
You have to subtly flex your muscles while they wrap you up so you have room to wriggle out after.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
The train rush hour? Do you have any idea how rare trains come around where he lives? There's like three a day. They'll wipe his brains before the next one comes.
I've heard rumblings that the mods aren't going to renew our contract for the Wyyz forum in the coming October as well. We're being completely motherfucked and it's because we're Canadian.
 
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