The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry]

Because they're made with child labor and don't want anyone knowing. There's a little crippled native boy painstakingly painting a photorealistic portrait of me looking like a slackjawed asshole on a plastic card right now in some factory.

I WANNA SEE THE TONTO MOVIE

 

[Turk February]

Because they're made with child labor and the man doesn't want anyone knowing. There's a little crippled native boy painstakingly painting a photorealistic portrait of me looking like a slackjawed asshole on a plastic card right now in some factory.

The committee has destroyed our economy with secret slavery. But we must be loyal. Their intentions were good.

 

[Turk February]

It's traditional lunchtime and I can't decide what I want.

 

[Turk February]

Oh dude. House of Commons was nuts today and Trudeau hasn't responded. He's so fucking dead.

 

[Turk February]

I just realized my new lighter is identical to a dead one on my floor. If I drop it, and I will, this will be an hour of figuring out which is which.

 

[Turk February]

I just threw it as far as I could. I hope I threw the right one

 

[Turry]

If only there were a way to test things

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They brought up Canadian Thanksgiving on The Bonfire yesterday.

 

[Turk February]

They brought up Canadian Thanksgiving on The Bonfire yesterday.

Lol. Like the endless celebration or the thread? Cuz they do linger here.

 

[Turk February]

It's lunch time stupids. I forget what I ordered

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They were talking about sandwiches because it's two fat guys and Bobby brought up a BELT and said "it's a Canadian thing" and Jay disregarded it and was like "Canadians are stupid. Did you know they don't even celebrate our Thanksgiving?" And Bobby said "They celebrate A Thanksgiving, just not our Thanksgiving."

Canadian Thanksgiving taking over the airwaves, nigga. The virus is spreading. Nick Mullen referenced it on TAFS too. "Canadian Halloween or whatever, which is every day."

 

[Turk February]

They were talking about sandwiches because it's two fat guys and Bobby brought up a BELT and said "it's a Canadian thing" and Jay disregarded it and was like "Canadians are stupid. Did you know they don't even celebrate our Thanksgiving?" And Bobby said "They celebrate A Thanksgiving, just not our Thanksgiving."

Canadian Thanksgiving taking over the airwaves, nigga. The virus is spreading. Nick Mullen referenced it on TAFS too. "Canadian Halloween or whatever, which is every day."

There is a 0 percent chance Nick Mullen isn't a user on here. I'm just trying to figure out who it is.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's lunch time stupids. I forget what I ordered

I ate half a chicken and now I have the shits.

 

[Turk February]

I ate half a chicken and now I have the shits.

I can poop too. Stop bragging.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There is a 0 percent chance Nick Mullen isn't a user on here. I'm just trying to figure out who it is.

Wyyz.

 

[Turk February]

Wyyz.

How funny would it be if Boq just turned out to be Adam Friedland doing a character

 

[Turk February]

@Phish are you Nick Mullen? There's no lying on Thanksgiving. It's traditional.

 

[Turry]

There is a 0 percent chance Nick Mullen isn't a user on here. I'm just trying to figure out who it is.

RIP @Nick Mullen. You burned so bright

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@Phish are you Nick Mullen? There's no lying on Thanksgiving. It's traditional.

Phish is not Nick Mullen. I doubt he'd post but I wouldn't doubt there's podcast queefs lurking here.

 

[Turk February]

You know Justin Whang was able to collect enough evidence that Taylor Swift was a 4chan user. I think I can find out who Nick Mullen is. I've quit work and school and have all the time in the world.