The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[ミスタースパーコル]

Taking a shit on these things is just as unpleasant as I remember.

Well just shit somewhere else.

 

[Turry]

Day trips are better on shrooms. I never had an issue with people being around - it only feels like they can read your thoughts

 

[Turry]

I don't do them anymore because I'm a square now but it was always good times. Except for the time I did them three days in a row and they made me sick as shit and I didn't even get high.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Day trips are better on shrooms. I never had an issue with people being around - it only feels like they can read your thoughts

I agree. I can interact with people fine, I do feel like I'm fucking actually retarded right now though. I'm seeing cool shit and laughing at it.

 

[Turry]

I agree. I can interact with people fine, I do feel like I'm fucking actually retarded right now though. I'm seeing cool shit and laughing at it.

My last trip was just five hours of maniacal laughing while playing Untitled Goose Game. Got a niggas ribs hurtin

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't do them anymore because I'm a square now but it was always good times. Except for the time I did them three days in a row and they made me sick as shit and I didn't even get high.

Yeah you gotta take breaks and unless you're gonna do like double the day after it's pointless

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Alright, fuck this. I'm going outside. Heated jacket, warm ass socks. I'll probably get too hot and end up naked on the shitter again.

 

[Turry]

Yeah you gotta take breaks and unless you're gonna do like double the day after it's pointless

I know that now. I was like fourteen or something lol

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Holy fuck I went to put the socks I was wearing back on and they're fucking soaked

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It kind of rules that I'm such a lightweight bitch on these things now. I literally ate 3 perfect little shroomsies and I'm fucked.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My own harsh language offends me. I don't know why I speak like this. It makes me sound stupid and I know it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just remembered. When I picked these up, there was some little Asian guy there with a cybertruck. It's the first one I've seen in person and I was struck by how remarkably ugly it was. It looked like the giant single wiper had smeared a bunch of shit all over the windshield. I don't think buddy's gonna enjoy a Canadian winter with that fancy piece of shit.

"It's like driving a really unreliable spaceship!"

Good for you.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We've almost made it to page 269 and I rang it in

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How the fuck do I store these? They're gonna get all dried out. I've never bought shrooms and had any left over. Mason jar I guess.

 

[Turk February]

Also your pee pee is full of gasoline. Don't believe me? Put a lighter to it for 2 or 3 seconds.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda = Justus Shroom

Paula Small = Justus Coom

 

[Turry]

I just remembered. When I picked these up, there was some little Asian guy there with a cybertruck. It's the first one I've seen in person and I was struck by how remarkably ugly it was. It looked like the giant single wiper had smeared a bunch of shit all over the windshield. I don't think buddy's gonna enjoy a Canadian winter with that fancy piece of shit.

"It's like driving a really unreliable spaceship!"

Good for you.

I actually don't mind them. It's fag city around here so I've seen at least four; three stock and one of the Cyberbeasts. The fit and finish sucks and they're ungainly but it's a look I guess. I wouldn't fuck with it but on the other hand there's been some fuck-ugly cars on the road. Remember Saturns?

 

[Turk February]

I have great news. I found my advil. It doesn't do dick but there's a psychosomatic effect.

 

[Turk February]

I'm gunna play some melodica. I don't care it's 5 am or what the neighbors thing fuck it all.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm gunna play some melodica. I don't care it's 5 am or what the neighbors thing fuck it all.

It's a non abrasive sound made for lullabies, your neighbours can fuck their own stupid asses