The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[LockedHDD__Pot]

The doctors once actually burnt my stomach out with penicillin. I think it's why I always have to poop so much. Which, while entertaining can be quite distressing.

shit!
the one you need then is Metronidazole - it doesn't agree with alcohol though, it's almost like Antabuse & will make you sick... I could dropship asap but it really doesn't agree with booze

 

[Turk February]

Lol. Remember that time the America tries to have a Thanksgiving? That was gay as shit.

 

[Turk February]

Fuck I fainted again. Where the hell is my advil.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fuck I fainted again. Where the hell is my advil.

Man it's probably not good that your blood pressure keeps dropping to the point that you're fainting multiple times a day. I went through a spell where I'd faint really easily and it's not a good feeling, it basically feels like you're dying.

 

[Turk February]

Man it's probably not good that your blood pressure keeps dropping to the point that you're fainting multiple times a day. I went through a spell where I'd faint really easily and it's not a good feeling, it basically feels like you're dying.

It's pain and pain alone. My blood pressure got tested and it was fine. You fucking bitch. You crazy blood pressure whore

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Man it's probably not good that your blood pressure keeps dropping to the point that you're fainting multiple times a day. I went through a spell where I'd faint really easily and it's not a good feeling, it basically feels like you're dying.

It's not his blood pressure. HE COULD ACT LIKE A MAN

 

[Turk February]

It's not his blood pressure. HE COULD ACT LIKE A MAN

You could act like I'm not going to punch you in the chest until your tits fall off you fucking fag.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You could act like I'm not going to punch you in the chest until your tits fall off you fucking fag.

How you finna punch me when your hand is all fucked up, stupit.?

 

[Turk February]

How you finna punch me when your hand is all fucked up, stupit.?

My left is my fighting hand.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

My left is my fighting hand.

Oh yeah? Well I've got two of them

 

[Turk February]

Oh yeah? Well I've got two of them

You've got two left hands? You westerners are fucking freaks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turry has two left hands and one leg

 

[Turk February]

Actually what hand do you guys punch with? I always go with the left (sometimes with something in it)

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I punch with my penis and I only attack the cervix

 

[Opesterino]

Actually what hand do you guys punch with? I always go with the left (sometimes with something in it)

I been practicing throwing the classic bolo punch - they will never see it coming!

 

[Turk February]

Last time I got in a fight I locked my thumbs behind my back cuz I swore off of violence and was almost beaten to death. It was dumb. I could have blocked.

 

[Turk February]

Like I had trust that a man wouldn't hit someone with their hands behind their back. It was dumb.

 

[Turk February]

I been practicing throwing the classic bolo punch - they will never see it coming!

I don't know what that is. I know how to kick somes wiener though.

 

[Opesterino]

I don't know what that is. I know how to kick somes wiener though.

all roads lead to rome

 

[Turk February]

all roads lead to rome

I've mentioned it in another thread I think, Ontarians fight really dirty. A roll of coins for weight in one hand and a lighter in the other to cause cuts were never uncommon for me. Even when I was fighting my brother.