Like. You'd have to burn this place down with thermite to even begin to clean it.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Naw. I'm a little embarrassed. The last one was fun. This is pathological.
I can describe it. There's delivery food trays and about 150 cans in a fairly small room by a bed with its sheets off. Some cans are stacked one on top of another. The boxes from the beer are stacked in the hallway and block the door. There are about 3 square feet of floor that aren't garbage.
Jesus Christ, man.
NON CANADIANS GET OUT
It's been a rough month. Some one was dumb enough to give me money.
Nah I have to make a quick pit stop at the Xawaash in Etobicoke
Two of these minutes were just limbering up my hog
A limber hog is important. I died of penile arthritis.
Oh also. On top of a pizza box there's a sweater covered in vomit. I forget the exact day that happened but I just woke up one night an puked all over it.
Lol. I just imagined bringing a tinder date here. "What? Don't be a bitch".
If I'd been in your penis that day it never would have gone down the way it did.
In the back of my head I keep thinking "this will resolve itself. Don't need to clean today"
Then I blame my neighbor "if he wasn't so loud a few hours a day I wouldn't live like this"
Busch rules.
Just clean it the fuck up. You know you'll feel better not living in filth and it takes not that much effort. Then you just stay on top of it and throw garbage out as you make it and it never gets like that again.
Animals don't listen to bitching Iceland Industrial. Wait. Maybe some so. Fuck.