The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry]

It's not his fault. It's penis chinese penis.

They get the pure uncut shit down there in Australasia. Right off the boat, never fuckin stepped on

 

[Stent]

You're not making any sense. Your penis chinese penis addiction is destroying you and everyone around you.

I can handle it!

Your writings are becoming a reality and you're killing all the mods. It's like that shitty Johnny Depp movie with the scissor hands and the fear and the loathing and the grapes.

That was always the plan.

What are you trying to accomplish with that? What the fuck did you hope to accomplish with that?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Some of my best friends are dirt eskimos alright?

 

[Turk February]

I just want you to know @Stent that Canadians cherish friendship. And when you're ready to quit the penis chinese penis I will have a nice hot cup of dog piss for you.

 

[Turry]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just want you to know @Stent that Canadians cherish friendship. And when you're ready to quit the penis chinese penis I will have a nice hot cup of dog piss for you.

Stent is actually my date for Canadian Thanksgiving.

 

[Turk February]

Stent is actually my date for Canadian Thanksgiving.

You could do so much better

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah, I'm gay married to an exotic (but white) twink, so what? That make me gay? I fuck more hot chicks than you fuck hot chicks. AND an exotic white twink. Merry Canadian Thanksgiving. I'm fuckin drunk.

 

[Turk February]

Stent is actually my date for Canadian Thanksgiving.

Wait. Is he he giving you penis chinese penis? Stop! Don't you remember what happened to Wyyz?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

And he never gives me ribs anymore. After the marriage the ribs just stopped completely.

 

[Stent]

You could do so much better

You could get kicked down the stairs, Turry February.

 

[Turk February]

He lives in the upside down world. His poop goes up when he flushes. He's not right for you. Also. I think he maybe has a penis chinese penis problem Abe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did you know that my adopted son Joyomi, who now lives in an enclosure in my back yard, viciously attacked Stent's young son Fenton Feznor after he was startled by people clapping in unison at our church? The boy lasted about a day and a half but he refused to pray hard enough and the devil took him to hell.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He lives in the upside down world. His poop goes up when he flushes. He's not right for you. Also. I think he maybe has a penis chinese penis problem Abe.

He's a good woman, Turk. One of these days I'll get him pregnant.

 

[Stent]

He lives in the upside down world. His poop goes up when he flushes. He's not right for you. Also. I think he maybe has a penis chinese penis problem Abe.

You're upside down, stupid. Look at your flag. How often do you see leaves in trees pointing upwards? Dumbass.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You could get kicked down the stairs, Turry February.

Turrk Fawkuary

 

[Turk February]

Btw how many times have you told a girl the guy she's seeing "isn't right" for her cuz you wanted to fuck her. I think I'm at 3.

 

[Turry]

I heard he's so broke he has to stoop to dingo piss

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're upside down, stupid. Look at your flag. How often do you see leaves in trees pointing upwards? Dumbass.

I think our flag rules. It was almost forest green with a beaver on it, which looked cool, but fuck beavers

 

[Turk February]

You're upside down, stupid. Look at your flag. How often do you see leaves in trees pointing upwards? Dumbass.

You have a constellation I can't even see. The fuck am I supposed to know what that is.