The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

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Sometimes when Abe take penis chinese penis he is not himself. Sometimes he hits me. It's not him. It's the penis chinese penis.

On the other hand the Romans used to say in penis chinese penis veritas

 

[Turk February]

I've never seen a single episode of Degrassi but oddly one of my favourite things is people describing shows I've never seen. I'm not joking. Bam and someone else on reddit used to talk about garbage reality shows and it was fucking hilarious.

The original Degrassi is available on YouTube free and on dvd HMV for like 40 bucks. It's funny as fuck. Also the first time "fuck" and "nigger" were said on Canadian tv

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember my mom always telling me I should check it out because she watched the OG one and my dad would be like "Do what you want but it's a show for girls."

 

[Turk February]

This was a G rated show and the line "you were fucking Tessa Campanelli? You bastard" was said.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

WWAWD weed you bought from a fucking injun store yesterday looking and smelling like the ammonia-soaked .5s disguised as grams that shaved years off your life you used to desperately buy in high school? Should I reignite my feud with the injuns?

One time I thought they wrote GAY on my bag and went back and angrily confronted the guy and it turned out to be like GA 4 written sloppy. They were very apologetic and I was also very apologetic. It was very Canadian.

Canadians being polite is such a bullshit stereotype. You people drive like maniacs too.

If you buy those bagged ones, it's the floor sweeping and they literally piss on them. Notice you never see Natives smoking bag smokes. But yeah, I get a native brand most of the time too and the odd one will basically have a piece of wood in it lol.

My buddy’s dad used to smoke those. He is dead now. Also smoking during chemo is a good bit.

 

[Turk February]

I remember my mom always telling me I should check it out because she watched the OG one and my dad would be like "Do what you want but it's a show for girls."

I watched it cuz of a girlfriend but it's not for girls. It's insane Canadian melodrama.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This was a G rated show and the line "you were fucking Tessa Campanelli? You bastard" was said.

There was a Tessa [Italian name] at my highschool. She was hot and she's dead now.

 

[Turk February]

There was a Tessa [Italian name] at my highschool. She was hot and she's dead now.

Was it the penis chinese penis pandemic?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Canadians being polite is such a bullshit stereotype. You people drive like maniacs too.

My buddy’s dad used to smoke those. He is dead now. Also smoking during chemo is a good bit.

What the fuck? Must've been the wind. I could've swore I heard an American wigger hibbidyhibbidyhiphoppin' at me just now.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Was it the penis chinese penis pandemic?

Most likely. She was too attractive and too fun to escape the cool drugs that kill you.

 

[Turk February]

Jokes aside I lost two of the closest people to me to fentanyl. It really is a disease.

 

[Turk February]

Fuck now I bummed out thanksgiving.

 

[Stent]

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD! GET OUT! STOP HURTING ME!

@Phish @Stent @chocolatehellhole HE'S HURTING ME AND HE'S KILLING TURK AND HE'S RUINING CANADIAN THANKSGIVING! HELP US! PLEASE!

I should probably delete this thread so you can start over without him.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fuck now I bummed out thanksgiving.

Don't worry my friends tend to get crushed, dragged and destroyed by transports and trains, which actually seems more avoidable.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What the fuck? Must've been the wind. I could've swore I heard an American wigger hibbidyhibbidyhiphoppin' at me just now.

You can get like $30 or $50 ounces of weed from the Indians somewhat near me. I’ve heard it’s garbage though and probably sprayed down with pesticides. Annoying black guy was telling me it was fire but those people smoke blunts all day so presumably it’s diminishing returns anyways.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I should probably delete this thread so you can start over without him.

Come on, man. It's Canadian Thanksgiving. CAN I HAVE ONE FUCKING THING FOR ME??

 

[Turk February]

I should probably delete this thread so you can start over without him.

This is the most active thread you've had in a year that wasn't about Somali anime character Boq. You delete this you're fucked.

 

[Turk February]

You can get like $30 or $50 ounces of weed from the Indians somewhat near me. I’ve heard it’s garbage though and probably sprayed down with pesticides. Annoying black guy was telling me it was fire but those people smoke blunts all day so presumably it’s diminishing returns anyways.

I'm sorry I don't understand your strange American parlance.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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You can get like $30 or $50 ounces of weed from the Indians somewhat near me. I’ve heard it’s garbage though and probably sprayed down with pesticides. Annoying black guy was telling me it was fire but those people smoke blunts all day so presumably it’s diminishing returns anyways.

Ay $35 for a quarter oz plus a free big garbage dried out joint and it's usually really bomb shit but I just told the dude to pick an indica while I was getting money from the atm and he gave me some junk shit and I'm really not pleased. I usually trust their recommendations but this sucks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is the most active thread you've had in a year that wasn't about Somali anime character Boq. You delete this you're fucked.

We will invade Australia. The three of us. And we'll be bringing seven fucking toothbrushes with us, bitch. Buckle the fuck up.