The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Stent]

You call them brollies or something cutesy and gay

We add an "o" to the end of everything. Crispos.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

We add an "o" to the end of everything. Crispos.

So they're actually just called "dings" and you drink the piss out of that?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Y'all are twisted. What's wrong with dog piss? I raised a family of eight on nothing but dog piss and penis. Chinese penis, mind you

 

[Turk February]

We add an "o" to the end of everything. Crispos.

You guys do realize to the rest of the world you sound fucking weird. Like someone learning English as a second language.

 

[Stent]

So they're actually just called "dings" and you drink the piss out of that?

Ding piss is good for your health and vitality.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You guys do realize to the rest of the world you sound fucking weird. Like someone learning English as a second language.

There's 40 pages of "penis chinese penis" from 3 Canadian guys here, sport.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I think it's because there's a huge but sort of unacknowledged Italian presence in Australia. It makes them kind of retarded

 

[Turk February]

Ding piss is good for your health and vitality.

Finally. Our Commonwealth is united by our shared love of drinking hot piss.

 

[Stent]

You guys do realize to the rest of the world you sound fucking weird. Like someone learning English as a second language.

Eh, dere? Soorry, ah cooldn't 'ere ya ova da sound ah ya bein' a fag an all.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also if a semi-decent looking dude has an Australian accent in Canada he will get laid super easily.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

There's 40 pages of "penis chinese penis" from 3 Canadian guys here, sport.

 

[Turk February]

It has been pointed out I have a pronounced Canadian accent. Irish girls seem to love it though.

 

[Stent]

Also if a semi-decent looking dude has an Australian accent in Canada he will get laid super easily.

Australians get laid everywhere. It's like being Irish but without the frail bodies with translucent skin.

 

[Turk February]

Australians get laid everywhere. It's like being Irish but without the frail bodies with translucent skin.

You ever fuck Abe's dog? Cuz I did.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You ever fuck Abe's dog? Cuz I did.

He did not. That was a great Canadian dog and nobody ever fucked her.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's 3:52am

 

[Turk February]

I should explain @Stent this was when she was a woman before the government made her a dog

(Why am I repeating jokes from 13 hours ago)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

And we ain't stoppin til at least 6 in the mo'nin' niggaz

 

[Stent]

You ever fuck Abe's dog? Cuz I did.

Dat's not very nice...

You cake stomped his poor little dog's asshole?

 

[medium wyzzz]

Is moosehead any good?