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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Im a Canadian. I once told you all of a little faggot I knew grewing up and ended up being on Degrassi.
Serious question: do we as a people have a significantly shorter attention span than Americans?
Edit 1 : I mean we have derailed a few threads. But we can't even keep our own on any kind of rail.
Edit 1 : I mean we have derailed a few threads. But we can't even keep our own on any kind of rail.
No. I could tell that he knew that i knew
DEM CANUCKS CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH THEIR OWN HOLIDAYS WITHOUT US! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE! 
OHHHHHHHH!
OHHHHHHHH!
We're strong and free. No rails can contain us. We're OFF THE RAILZZ
Don't make me post Jeremy Hotz as revenge. I'll do it.
Canadian Thanksgiving was first. You can trust me, so don't look it up. Plymouth Rock landed on US or some shit.
What do you mean? This is every Thanksgiving dinner conversation I've ever had
We're off the rails because we bought the wrong tracks in the Waterloo region and now our trains don't fit. Fucking Wynne government. Should be the Wyyz government.
A public hanging of that whore would've brought the entire province together.
I shouldn't say things like that.
You're being too kind.
Still couldn't catch a train from Elmira to Cambridge but at least we'd get a little revenge.
Goddamned ugly stupit bitch
hoo hoo, we didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on me and all the black kids in Roosevelt robin.
Also why doesn't the train line go to Brantford. Drives me fucking nuts. It's not that far. Why do I have to take a 3 hour bus through Toronto? There are 2 campuses of the same university. 50 minutes apart. Fuck.
Seriously I used to live in Brantford, super close to Kitchener and my girlfriend was there. Neither of us drive. 3 to 5 hours on Greyhound buses to spend time together. Fuck that shit.
She looks like someone who would be friends with my mom and be impolite to me. Did you ever have that as a kid? One of your parent's friends giving you an attitude like "why the fuck are you here?" in your own home? "I live here ma'am. I'm a child."