Yes. She's my step mother now.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Jesus Christ. You know you can fuck watermelons right?
I didn't take the adults seriously because they were almost all a bunch of potheads and drunks.
To be honest she had to make the journey a lot more often than I did. I'm a lazy piece of shit. But she was beautiful.
She would also get wet from holding hands. And like soaking wet. Horniest person I met.
Please tell me that you lost your licenses because of DUIs
Naw. I've made the pragmatic decision to not drive. I have never had a license. I just know I can do a lot of damage on a bad day.
Okay well I won't bust your balls too hard. Took me a long time to get my license because I was an irresponsible junkie and I knew I'd reenact Carmageddon if given the opportunity
I'm a great driver and driving in big cities stresses me the fuck out to the max. If I had to live in one I probably wouldn't drive very often.
Nothing about it is worse than trying to take a bus in rush hour, Abester.
Oh dude just the idea of the Gardiner Expressway in Toronto sends chills through my body. How do people do that every day?
That's probably true.
Yeah but then if you're late it not your fault. You can just chill next to a Boq and listen to audiobook. The bus is underrated.
But it is your fault for not leaving a full hour earlier in case you do get jammed up in traffic.
Anyways we don't need more immigrants on the road so thank you @Turk February
My parents used to live in Mississauga for a while and them talking about their fucking 3 hour commutes where you're mostly just sitting still in traffic sounded insane to me. Now that I think about it though, I'd rather be doing that in my own vehicle than in a bus with a bunch of sweaty dickwhackers.
Over where I am sometimes the bus doesn't even show up. People accept you're gunna be late.
What if they retain their semen and eat healthy?
Throw on some tunes or something, jam your knee under the steering wheel, light a fawkin cigarette and just hang brother.