The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

My dad can actually train a dog to do whatever he says. I've always just lucked out and got really good dogs out of the box. My rule is I don't get a dog that would fuck off on me off leash. So like no huskies or hounds. We had a Bassett hound when I was a kid that was never on a leash and she'd fuck off for hours and come back covered in shit or fish guts. The scariest dog I ever had was the most gentle. Big ass Rottweiler. It's like that dog understood English. The only dog I've had to get rid of because it kept trying to attack people was an Australian shepherd mix.

I had a shnautzer, sorry. No idea how to spell it eat the sleeve of my sweater. It's fucked. Fuck dogs.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

We're getting a schnauzer eventually. I think a mid-sized one. They're smart and hypo-allergenic

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had a shnautzer, sorry. No idea how to spell it eat the sleeve of my sweater. It's fucked. Fuck dogs.

My aunt had one of those and I loved that fat little fucker. She looked like a badger and when she barked it sounded like a big dog. She had Lyme disease.

 

[Turk February]

I had to go cross country skiing later in the day but I was like. The dog ate my shirt. Fucker.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We're getting a schnauzer eventually. I think a mid-sized one. They're smart and hypo-allergenic

I think my next dog is gonna be some sort of terrier. I've kinda liked having a smaller dog and terriers aren't pussies and they have more of a brain on them than a lot of smaller dogs.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

A 3 page Canuck thread and no mention of Trailer Park Boys yet?

All Canuck threads are over 3 pages ya dumb hoser

 

[Turk February]

I think my next dog is gonna be some sort of terrier. I've kinda liked having a smaller dog and terriers aren't pussies and they have more of a brain on them than a lot of smaller dogs.

When my living situation is more stable I wanna get a little cat. I don't trust dogs.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

When my living situation is more stable I wanna get a little cat. I don't trust dogs.

Are you secretly Somalian?

 

[Turk February]

Are you secretly Somalian?

You've seen what I look like. Of course I'm Somalian.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When my living situation is more stable I wanna get a little cat. I don't trust dogs.

Dogs just want to be with you and make you happy but they are like retards that you have to stay on top of consistently until they learn not to get into shit or destroy anything when you're not around.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Who are the other Canadians? I can never remember. Pretty sure @PickleRickle is. I made @Dummy Gaynuts an honorary Canadian because of his deep Degrassi: The Next Generation knowledge.

Drake called me recently to thank me for knowing a lot about degrassi the next generation. I told him i was sorry Rick shot him and made him paralyzed.

 

[Turk February]

Dogs just want to be with you and make you happy but they are like retards that you have to stay on top of consistently until they learn not to get into shit or destroy anything when you're not around.

I did a video about dogs with anxiety and it was just people neglecting their pets and then drugging them. I was pissed.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

Why do all Canadians make post that feel like dialogue for a sitcom?

 

[Turk February]

Why do all Canadians make post that feel like dialogue for a sitcom?

We all grew up watching kids in the hall and tried to make each other laugh in band class, which was mandatory?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had to go cross country skiing later in the day but I was like. The dog ate my shirt. Fucker.

I just remembered my buddy's dalmatian randomly puking up a whole sock one time.

 

[Turk February]

Actually. Fuck that shit. What did you play in band, Abe? Im gunna guess viola or something gay.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Drake called me recently to thank me for knowing a lot about degrassi the next generation. I told him i was sorry Rick shot him and made him paralyzed.

Did you ask if Diddy ever butt-freaked him?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Actually. Fuck that shit. What did you play in band, Abe? Im gunna guess viola or something gay.

Trombone. I picked it because I knew I wouldn't get drums because literally everyone signed up for them and you don't have to learn anything. You can just match what the kid next to you is doing until you just memorize what to do.

The first instrument I ever learned to play was the fiddle though lol.

 

[Turk February]

Trombone. I picked it because I knew I wouldn't get drums because literally everyone signed up for them and you don't have to learn anything. You can just match what the kid next to you is doing until you just memorize what to do.

Holy shit me too. I did the exact same thing.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Holy shit me too. I did the exact same thing.

There were only two trombone players in the whole class too so good thing that kid paid attention. The girl who sat next to me played the baritone and I fucked her.