The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda am I being trolled or is penis chinese penis actually good?

 

[Turk February]

I've actually got a real PCP story. It was like 20 years ago and it was being sold as ecstasy. MISERABLE experience.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda am I being trolled or is penis chinese penis actually good?

It'll make you run through plate glass windows and single handedly tip small cars on their side. Big Lurch got high on penis Chinese penis and cut his roommate's girlfriend's lungs out and ate them.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

It'll make you run through plate glass windows and single handedly tip small cars on their side. Big Lurch got high on penis Chinese penis and cut his roommate's girlfriend's lungs out and ate them.

No no no that's Penis - Cambodian Penis

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

It's a deadly and sadly all too common mistake

 

[PorqueDealer]

Lol yeah kinda. I just assume they're enemies and have a gang mentality. Tom Green rules.

If its anything like over here It'll be the same guy for both, they just have multiple phones.

 

[Turk February]

I just burst out laughing and outloud shouted "what the fuck are we talking about". I love these threads.

 

[Turk February]

I'd love to see Americans have as much fun on Thanksgiving with their fucking belts on their hats and shit.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

his mong face pressing down to break the bone is probably the last thing those lesbos are ever going to see.

I'd give good money to hear the tard say "spatchcock"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

his mong face pressing down to break the bone is probably the last thing those lesbos are ever going to see.

I'd give good money to hear the tard say "spatchcock"

In the original Wyyz thread this video was posted in someone (I think Turk) said something about imagining him crushing a dachshunds spine like that and it's such a jarring thought I have to laugh every time.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I just burst out laughing and outloud shouted "what the fuck are we talking about". I love these threads.

Laughter is the second best medicine. Penis - Chinese Penis is the first.

 

[Turk February]

Where the fuck is @Mass.gov get in here dude. We need a fourth Canadian.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Who are the other Canadians? I can never remember. Pretty sure @PickleRickle is. I made @Dummy Gaynuts an honorary Canadian because of his deep Degrassi: The Next Generation knowledge.

 

[Turk February]

Sometimes it feels like most of this board is Canadian. At least the most terminally online of us.

 

[Cumiace]

I ate half a box of Billot logs waiting for the turkey and now i feel like shit.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

On a serious note my shoulder has been fucking killing me for a week and right now my toddler is setting me up on the couch with pillows and doing her damnedest to get a blanket on me. "You'll be comfy cozy, papa"

This might be the best Canadian Thanksgiving ever

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I ate half a box of Billot logs waiting for the turkey and now i feel like shit.

Are those the pink ones?

 

[Turk February]

Why are all Canadians arms fucked? This is weird.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

On a serious note my shoulder has been fucking killing me for a week and right now my toddler is setting me up on the couch with pillows and doing her damnedest to get a blanket on me. "You'll be comfy cozy, papa"

This might be the best Canadian Thanksgiving ever

That's adorable. Goddamn faggot kid. My elbow hurts and nobody's doing SHIT about it.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

That's adorable. Goddamn faggot kid. My elbow hurts and nobody's doing SHIT about it.

Go wake up that useless dog of yours and teach him to love you properly