The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They're gonna take your other leg, Turry

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, has anyone noticed our horses aren't as gay as they used to be?

One time, my cousin and I were watching the cows hump eachother in the field and my gay uncle's creepy gay boyfriend's son who was like 3 years younger than us ran up and was like "Mister! Those horses are fighting!"

 

[Turk February]

They're putting stuff in the water that make our horses less gay!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

dumb question but any of you boys ever been to america?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

They're putting stuff in the water that make our horses less gay!

PCP?

 

[Turk February]

dumb question but any of you boys ever been to america?

I've been in Flushing, New York over night and I was shocked how polite New Yorkers are.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Over your shoulder or what?

The pain migrated all over my back plus sciatica with a heavy dose of nausea and I'm fucking exhausted and shaking like a leaf. It's not covid I guess so he figures it's just a nasty virus. Piss test didn't turn up anything concerning so he's discharging me with orders to come back if I'm dying later

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

dumb question but any of you boys ever been to america?

Yeah did the drive down the west coast. Dirty place

 

[Turk February]

Now that I think about it's it's kind of weird I've spent 5 years in Korea and only a night in America. It's only a fucking half hour away.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I've been in Flushing, New York over night and I was shocked how polite New Yorkers are.

Yes i have often found them overfriendly

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Now that I think about it's it's kind of weird I've spent 5 years in Korea and only a night in America. It's only a fucking half hour away.

Flushing is pretty nice once you move immediately out of the downtown chinatown

 

[Turk February]

Yes i have often found them overfriendly

Dude. There's this weird stereotype Canadians are polite. No. They will call you a Ukrainian nigger and kick your ass in Toronto. In New York none of that.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Dude. There's this weird stereotype Canadians are polite. No. They will call you a Ukrainian nigger and kick your ass in Toronto. In New York none of that.

Yankees love to hear themselves talk and they genuinely love being around other people, because they have no choice

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Dude. There's this weird stereotype Canadians are polite. No. They will call you a Ukrainian nigger and kick your ass in Toronto. In New York none of that.

But what about outside of the chocolate hellholes? Look at Abe and I - two perfectly sweet and charming small town boys

 

[Turk February]

The ones I encountered were ridiculous in how helpful they were. I had a girl use a computer for me to book a different hotel. That would never happen in Toronto.

 

[Turk February]

But what about outside of the chocolate hellholes? Look at Abe and I - two perfectly sweet and charming small town boys

Abe is probably still kicking an air conditioner to see if it feels good and you hate Jews.

 

[Turk February]

I know there are deeply ingrained structural issues with New York but I felt safer than in Toronto. And I liked the people.

 

[Turk February]

I've also been in a few shit state airports for layovers. It's the same shit that pisses me off about Canadians.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

you hate Jews.

No I don't. I was just trying to fit in

 

[Turk February]

One great thing about Incheon international is you can usually check in drop your bags off and board in under 25 minutes. Never seen that anywhere else.