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It's a full on beard now. Not by design, as I told my cigarette dealer.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I don't know how I missed this but it really tugged the old heart strings and based Joey sang "in all OUR SONS command" like a true Canadian patriot.
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I look like evil me on star trek.
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Ever heard land of the silver Birch,? Me An the ex wife would sit outside a convenience store for hours drinking horrible lite beer and riffing on the lyrics. "Land of the silver bugs, crawling in to my asshole, where still the mighty moose will probably fuck me"
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Whenever I'm singing the anthem I really crank up the old pipes and just belt OUR SONS as hard as I can. Fuck you, women. Fuck you, daughters. This one's for the fellas
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I must know it but I'd have to give it a listen
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It's supposed to be this national native song. Not written or performed by a native. But hey. It's our culture now.
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Yeah I gave it a listen and I vaguely remember it. It's not great.
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I love it just because you can show horn any words in drunkenly singing it outside a karaoke bar.
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Land of the penis the chinese old penis where still the boiling piss pours in my mouth.
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Mike Mitch has some classics.
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What's some them other garbage songs they made us sing in school? I honestly don't remember my childhood very well at all (but it's not because I was molested. I remember that just fine)
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Canadians thread .2? The government is dictating we have to get to 169 pages or else I will be executed and my daughter will go to prison.
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The worst I remember is "I got Canada in my pocket" and it was just explaining coins and what's on them.
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I got a couple of those black toonies a while back and I was mystified. I had to look it up and learn they commemorate the death of QE2 then I tried to explain what that meant to my older daughter and she clearly thought it was retarded but she kept one for her collection.
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Remember the glow in the dark toonies? That was bitching
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To our American friends who have all left. For a while we had coins that glowed in the dark. I think to celebrate the year 2000. They're probably collectors items now b
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No I don't remember that
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Lol it was 2017 bud