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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

The NaTurryl Man

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We're contained in our own thread over here. We're not setting any fires or causing any fights and a bunch of darkies, wiggers and twinks come in here and try to crush our spirit?

Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for your National Anthem.


I don't know how I missed this but it really tugged the old heart strings and based Joey sang "in all OUR SONS command" like a true Canadian patriot.
 

Turk February

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I don't know how I missed this but it really tugged the old heart strings and based Joey sang "in all OUR SONS command" like a true Canadian patriot.
Ever heard land of the silver Birch,? Me An the ex wife would sit outside a convenience store for hours drinking horrible lite beer and riffing on the lyrics. "Land of the silver bugs, crawling in to my asshole, where still the mighty moose will probably fuck me"
 

The NaTurryl Man

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What's some them other garbage songs they made us sing in school? I honestly don't remember my childhood very well at all (but it's not because I was molested. I remember that just fine)
 

The NaTurryl Man

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I got a couple of those black toonies a while back and I was mystified. I had to look it up and learn they commemorate the death of QE2 then I tried to explain what that meant to my older daughter and she clearly thought it was retarded but she kept one for her collection.
 

Turk February

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I got a couple of those black toonies a while back and I was mystified. I had to look it up and learn they commemorate the death of QE2 then I tried to explain what that meant to my older daughter and she clearly thought it was retarded but se kept one for her collection.
Remember the glow in the dark toonies? That was bitching
 

Turk February

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To our American friends who have all left. For a while we had coins that glowed in the dark. I think to celebrate the year 2000. They're probably collectors items now b
 
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