The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

No I don't. I was just trying to fit in

I was just beating Nathan with a textbook to be cool yo.

 

[Turry]

It's a tradition okay

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Worst and best thread ever

 

[Turry]

I actually hate white people more than anything. They smell like wet dog and their dicks are tiny

 

[Turk February]

What are 2 or 3 groups of white people you confuse for each other?

 

[Turk February]

For me I fuck up Finland and Iceland constantly but Norway gets an honorable mention.

 

[Turry]

Frankly they all look the same to me

 

[Turry]

And their language? "Barbarbarbar" WE HEARD YOU

 

[Turk February]

I think me and a native Finn could communicate through a mix of German, Finnish, and Russian. Icelander, no chance. We're speaking English.

 

[chiquita banana]

But what about outside of the chocolate hellholes? Look at Abe and I - two perfectly sweet and charming small town boys

You're not. You're a hateful wicked man. You hate people because of their skin color and you never shut the fuck up about it. How long till you go back to your Christian LARP demon?

 

[Turry]

You're not. You're a hateful wicked man. You hate people because of their skin color and you never shut the fuck up about it. How long till you go back to your Christian LARP demon?

 

[Turry]

Drink some dog piss and chill out dude

 

[Turk February]

You're not. You're a hateful wicked man. You hate people because of their skin color and you never shut the fuck up about it. How long till you go back to your Christian LARP demon?

Do I get an honorable mention? It is thanksgiving after all.

 

[Turry]

Do I get an honorable mention? It is thanksgiving after all.

It's just @Mustard dude. Don't worry about it

 

[Turk February]

I listen to industrial metal and satanic shit. Come on @chiquita banana

 

[Turk February]

I once went to a HEALTH concert and a french guy was the opener. That's pretty fucked up, right?

 

[Turk February]

Fuck. I don't think @chiquita banana is gunna put the jihad on me.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I once went to a HEALTH concert and a french guy was the opener. That's pretty fucked up, right?

If you’re going to keep this going at least take a pic of your room por favor.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

And their language? "Barbarbarbar" WE HEARD YOU

That's some real greek humor

 

[Turk February]

If you’re going to keep this going at least take a pic of your room por favor.

No I'm actually embarrassed for once.