The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Now that @BUBBLER's mad and having a tantrum this is like a top ten all time thread

He's just going through penis chinese penis withdrawals. It seems like he's getting worse but he's actually getting better.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also I'd kick people's chairs out from them a lot regardless of gender cuz I thought it was innocent fun. One time I made someone cry and felt like shit.

I have a lot of memories of thinking i was just playing around with someone and them crying because they were either hurt or scared that I was going to hurt them. My friends and I would full on punch eachother and throw eachother around all the time and then when I started hanging out with other little groups of people I'd just haul off and wail someone in the chest or something and they'd hit their knees crying like "w-why the fuck did you do that??"

 

[:sumaturry:]

I said having because he's too fat and weak to throw one so he just eats it

 

[Turk February]

There was a place called crater park which is what it sounds like. We'd bike down this wicked steep hill and slam on the breaks and it would make you flip and hurt yourself but it was funny. We let a girl named Sarah try. She cried for like 30 minutes. Bitch. It's not that bad.

 

[:sumaturry:]

Aww I'm just kidding @BUBBLER. I'd share a round of dog piss with you any day.

 

[Turk February]

@BUBBLER hates piss and fun

 

[Turk February]

@BUBBLER what's your favorite Canadian Thanksgiving memory?

 

[:sumaturry:]

To be fair you need to have a very high IQ to appreciate dog piss

 

[Turk February]

To be fair you need to have a very high IQ to appreciate dog piss

That's why we're the most educated nation on earth.

 

[:sumaturry:]

That's why we're the most educated nation on earth.

I thought it was because of all the doctors and lawyers we import from India

 

[Turk February]

I guess we're lacking in traditions but now I'm going to add not sleeping for as long as you can as a contest and teasing @BUBBLER as official Ontario ways of celebrating.

 

[Turk February]

I thought it was because of all the doctors and lawyers we import from India

Naw. It's mostly the piss. Hot piss.

 

[Turk February]

"the holiday is over". Mother fucker. The holiday ends when everyone sobers up.

 

[:sumaturry:]

Naw. It's mostly the piss. Hot piss.

It's full of electrolytes

 

[Turk February]

It's full of electrolytes

It's why our crops don't grow. We've been watering the plants too long with hot piss.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"the holiday is over". Mother fucker. The holiday ends when everyone sobers up.

I feel like I haven't quite done that yet. I have, but I feel weird.

 

[Turk February]

I feel like I haven't quite done that yet. I have, but I feel weird.

The no sleep challenge was a horrible idea. I still feel weird.

 

[Turk February]

But let's just do a quick review of Canada.
As we know we all drink dog piss. Hot
We're all addicted to penis chinese penis and it's made some people psychic.
We're assholes in high school.
On Thanksgiving we refuse to sleep.
69 pages on a thread is a cultural ideal.

 

[Turk February]

I smell nationalism.

 

[Turk February]

I hear in Finland they are experimenting with giving penis chinese penis to the army in the event of an invasion. Interesting stuff. Saw it on QI.