The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I've got my bits all up in these bitch

It's a collaboration, Turry. Also. All these things are true and real.

 

[Turk February]

You can't copyright facts in Canada.

 

[Turk February]

The Sir Elliot Trudeau Corporation tried to claim dog piss as their invention in 1978 and the high court found it to be ridiculous.

 

[Turry]

Instituting martial law to stem the flow of hot dog piss into the eager mouths of all Canadians was a serious misstep on his part. I thought this was America!

 

[Turry]

He thought he could buy us off by making penis (Chinese penis) free for all but obviously that frog won't hop (this is a Canadianism)

 

[Turk February]

Hey @BUBBLER cry more faggot. This thread will never end. I vow to keep it going till Canadian Christmas

 

[Turk February]

You know maple trees can cause splinters? I vow to make this a splinter in queermo @BUBBLER s dumb fat thumb.

 

[Turry]

@BUBBLER should treat himself to another tantrum. Just a taste.

 

[Turry]

Big fat pig.

 

[Turry]

Mama always said life is like a box of tantrums

 

[Turk February]

I can't even be sympathetic. There is a fun thread he's sort of excluded from and he's just going through it reading hating on it. The fuck is that?

 

[Turry]

In China it's illegal to drink the dog piss because their emperor is hoarding it all for himself.

 

[Turk February]

That penis chinese penis they got down there is rough. Not like the good shit we get. Makes people angry instead of the gay dance parties we have.

 

[Turk February]

Hey @BUBBLER are you washed, are you washed in the piss of the dog? Are you pure like the snow? Are you washed in the piss of the dog?

 

[Turk February]

Old Canadian religious hymn.

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[Turk February]

I am clean and spotless, I am pure like the snow, I am washed in the piss of the dog.

 

[Turk February]

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What the fuck is an indigenous?

 

[Turk February]

This is Canada. We're all Canadians. Even Boq.

 

[Turry]

This is Canada. We're all Canadians. Even Boq.

It's nice the the government made an exception for Somalians regarding getting your dog piss "straight from the tap" given how they feel about dogs