The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Anchovies rule. Salty little fuckers

saltier and fishier than newfie pussy

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Every Greek place has bomb gyros. I think you're thinking of donairs which are gyros but they have some gross sugary cum sauce instead of tzatzikiz

Thanks

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

6969 kms

I was just checking the specs on the rotary gird- I'm retarded

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I don't even know what the fuck a sprat is

He meant to say he loves spats.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

Rape.

Punching out.

 

[Kinderman]

Australian shepherd mixes are the violent nigger savages of dogs

That would be pit bulls, stupit. Are those allowed in Canada?

I never had a Chinese friend. I have a half Chinese second cousin. There was this tiny Korean guy who looked like an anime character but was hilariously like the toughest dude in town for a while.

I have an (adopted) Chinese cousin. She’s lived in California since she was like 8 months old, and you could tell she’s Chinese with your eyes closed. She’s got the Asian voice.

 

[Turk February]

Okay seriously how does Uber eats out here do what it does so fast. I remember the rule with Pizza Pizza being one hour or your money back. Uber eats does it in under 15 minutes. Do they have psychics working there? Has all the penis chinese penis created psyonic food delivery?

 

[Turk February]

The cyberpunk nightmare that is southern Ontario keeps getting darker and stranger.

 

[Turk February]

Oh shit I got mad that they stole my chicken nuggets but they put em in the fries. That's brilliant. Potatoes are excellent insulation

 

[Turk February]

I really wanna get to 69 pages so what's the shittiest thing you did in class in highschool?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I really wanna get to 69 pages so what's the shittiest thing you did in class in highschool?

I used to get drunk in grade 10 English and I beat the piss out of a kid right in Natural Disasters.

 

[Turk February]

There was a fat kid named Nathan in my history class and any time the teacher looked away or left the room I'd beat him with the textbook for being fat and Jewish.

 

[Turk February]

Also I'd kick people's chairs out from them a lot regardless of gender cuz I thought it was innocent fun. One time I made someone cry and felt like shit.

 

[Guest]

The holiday is over, SO STOP POSTING IN THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!

Any post made after this post gets a car crash, simple as…

 

[:sumaturry:]

Me and some buddies threw a mix of snow and pea gravel into the gym one night. Probably a few hundred pounds of it.

 

[Turk February]

The holiday is over, SO STOP POSTING IN THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!

Actually, traditionally Canadian Thanksgiving only ends when the thread hits 69 pages.

 

[:sumaturry:]

The holiday is over, SO STOP POSTING IN THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!

We're keeping 'er goin bud

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I sat next to this nerd loser in one math class because I assumed he was smart. I made him let me copy off him on a test and midway through I started realizing he was getting a bunch of shit wrong and I was like "aw, man. You're a fucking idiot."

 

[Turk February]

Do you remember those 8 by 10 magnifying sheets. One time there was this emo girl named Hope chatting away with friends behind the football field and I just set her hair on fire with one of those.

 

[:sumaturry:]

Now that @BUBBLER's mad and having a tantrum this is like a top ten all time thread