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Some days they'd block the road with trees and some days they'd somehow flood the one part of it out. I think they had to get trees from one side and drag them over to the other.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Why are they so prevalent in canada? Like i said, i saw plenty of them and saw trees they gnawed on, but they were never nuisance level
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They probably aren't as much of a problem as I make them out to be, but they've pissed me off personally. The river I fish the most patricularly has a fucking whack of them and they'll pop out of nowhere and slam their tail all pissed off right next to my kayak and scare the shit out of me. There's geese and swans all over too and they've never really bothered me because I just stay away from them but beavers get right up in my shit and actually try to fuck with me and I'm conscious of trying to leave them alone.
They bully me.
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Last summer I almost got taken out by a couple turkeys that jumped across the river but they weren't fucking with me, they're just stupid.
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You ever used that retarded glass plate you scratch to call turkeys before?
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My buddy's got one that's like ceramic or something. It seems to work. I just have a box call I made.
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How is hunting regulated in Canada? You guys have seasons right?
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Shoot one with a slingshot
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It'd do nothing. My buddy apparently sniped one in the head from a moving boat one time with a .22 and the thing swam off like it was fine and they looked but never found it. You'd think it would've floated up somewhere.
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Probably went and died in its shit and piss filled den
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I think it's the same as the states. There's seasons and you have to get your tags and shit.
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We are Canadian. Stop arguing.
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Seriously though, you guys should get nice with a slingshot. It's fun.
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I'm a decent shot with ball bearings.
I'd set off the alarm on his Lexus and when he stepped out of his grandma's house to see what was up I'd drill him in the temple from 30 feet out and he'd be lucky to survive.
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@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda I've always been here... Waiting for you. :)
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I think I said this earlier in the thread but the Silent Hill movie was shot in Brantford and the newspapers reported something like "no work has to be done to make our town look abandoned and haunted"
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One of the neighboring cities to mine sucks, I remember years ago when some travel journalist went there and he wrote about how it felt like a town in a Stephen King-novel that the protagonist can't escape.
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You know what I was just thinking? I haven't showered in 3 days. I don't look filthy, but I certainly feel disgusting and my right armpit particularly smells like a skunk pissed in it. I don't know how the fuck he did it for so long.