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My friends mom took on the role after what happened happened. And she gave me cigarettes and dinner (this was before high school) I think she was bummed she had 3 kids and never had a son. So she spoiled me.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I had some Fatburger today from the original Vancouver location and honestly I almost cried tears of joy it was so fawking good. I went and talked to the cook when I was done to thank him. I've been to every location in the area and some of them are alright but that fucking cheeseburger was there for me when I needed it the most.
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I want a fawkin melkshake
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It's not too late
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Do I want chocolate or strawburry? I can't decide.
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Go with chocolate.
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I'm doing it. I'm pulling the trigger.
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This is what you said when I told you to get biriani rice and you killed my family. You get confused sometimes.
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I don't huff glue no more. I also said I was sorry like 3 times already, I don't know what else you want from me.
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I want my nickname to be Eddie "Clams" Bambini now.
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I want to be "No Future Thomas"
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My finishing move will be spinning around and peeing a little.
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I changed my mind. I want to be Honquese DeHorn, and I'm an illiterate college basketball player.
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A large milkshake is too much fucking milkshake. I do this every time I get one.
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The trick is you can feed the rest to your butt and then die from shame for fun.
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I finished it. My butt didn't have any.
It's real nice that I had to use a thin metal straw to drink the fuckin thing because the paper one they gave me completely caved in literally as soon as I tried to use it. I'm glad sea turtles aren't getting plastic straws stuck in their nostrils anymore but come on.
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Sea turtles need stuff up their butts like you do. Be a better man.
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I'm getting fucking super sad because I forgot what I ordered for lunch.
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It's almost lunchtime. What should I get?
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Steak Oscar from The Keg.