The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Butt Pirate]

 

[Turk February]

"Why didn't you already have your license, Terry?"

Because I was a filthy junkie who didn't trust himself to get behind the wheel of a car, THANKS

I don't have a license cuz I know if I have a bad morning I'm capable of plowing into a crowd of people.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Saying that shit behind Turk's back is a bitch move @Jen_Tomlinson. You can just bully him openly because he won't do shit

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Saying that shit behind Turk's back is a bitch move @Jen_Tomlinson. You can just bully him openly because he won't do shit

Fuck off

 

[Turk February]

Saying that shit behind Turk's back is a bitch move @Jen_Tomlinson. You can just bully him openly because he won't do shit

It's just mustard attempting psyops to get my attention. It's his pathetic attempt to get me to be his dad.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Saying that shit behind Turk's back is a bitch move @Jen_Tomlinson. You can just bully him openly because he won't do shit

I can change my mind on people. We have freedoms here in America

 

[Turk February]

I can change my mind on people. We have freedoms here in America

We don't have freedoms in Ontario since the committee took power. Only service and war.

 

[Turk February]

Fuck. I just dropped a lit cigarette into The Mass (name. Of my computer cuz it's a mass of tangled wires). Took me a minute to find it. I hope I didn't damage anything.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Fuck. I just dropped a lit cigarette into The Mass (name. Of my computer cuz it's a mass of tangled wires). Took me a minute to find it. I hope I didn't damage anything.

You should have called it mass.gov

 

[Butt Pirate]

It's just mustard attempting psyops to get my attention. It's his pathetic attempt to get me to be his dad.

Genius rhetorician over here, make up shit and then dont respond

Wait until the Porsalin leaks come out... lol

 

[Turk February]

You should have called it mass.gov

I've never even thought of that even though it's blaring obvious.

 

[Turk February]

Genius rhetorician over here, make up shit and then dont respond

Wait until the Porsalin leaks come out... lol

Cry more for daddy's attention. It totally worked boy.

 

[Turk February]

But yeah, I used to carry my computer in a suitcase and I should have unplugged shit and wrapped it but didn't. And eventually it just became a mass I could barely use. So my Optiplex got the name The Mass.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Did the cig fuck your shit up?

 

[Butt Pirate]

Cry more for daddy's attention. It totally worked boy.

Me no like you. Me want you die from alcohol poisoning

 

[Turk February]

Me no like you. Me want you die from alcohol poisoning

You're my biggest faggot fan. So cry for daddy.

 

[Turk February]

Lol. I have 25 missed calls from my bank. I didn't realize I've been avoiding them that much. Fuck them.

 

[Butt Pirate]

You're my biggest faggot fan. So cry for daddy.

Im not

Ive seen like four videos of yours

Porsalin vid came up cause of those, I saved it for a rainy day

"He's my biggest fan cause he showed an obscure vid about me!!" no, algorithm. Rhetoric is stupid, and no one's dumb enough to buy your dumb shit

 

[Turk February]

Im not

Ive seen like four videos of yours

Porsalin vid came up cause of those, I saved it for a rainy day

"He's my biggest fan cause he showed an obscure vid about me!!" no, algorithm. Rhetoric is stupid, and no one's dumb enough to buy your dumb shit

Uh-huh. Keep pretending you're not who you are.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

When I worked as a computer tech for a while the guy who trained me told me about a PC that died of second hand smoke. It was in a taxi office and there were chain smokers in there constantly so the tar ended up seizing the fans and the CPU overheated and fried the board.