The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

You are what im implying is were both gay and you prefer a soft limp penis. It's kind of genius on my behalf.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Are you boys geared up for American Canadian Thanksgiving?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We're taking over this town

 

[Turk February]

Are you boys geared up for American Canadian Thanksgiving?

I don't understand the concept. How can a Canadian Thanksgiving be American? But as a Canadian I have an open mind.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't understand the concept. How can a Canadian Thanksgiving be American? But as a Canadian I have an open mind.

It's the American version of Canadian Thanksgiving. It's like Diet Canadian Thanksgiving made with aspartame.

 

[Turk February]

It's the American version of Canadian Thanksgiving. It's like Diet Canadian Thanksgiving made with aspartame.

I know they put belts on their hats and dick a turkey but I don't understand it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

GODDAMN ONTARIO EMERGENCY TEST SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I thought The Great Struggle was upon us

 

[Turk February]

Loyalist forces destroyed North York. It was not a test. They targetted hospitals and schools. You know how cruel the Canadian government can be.

 

[Turk February]

The Americans are celebrating their own rip off of our thanksgiving next week. Time to show them how much shit posting we can do @Turry Fawks and @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda @Mass.gov you get in here do. It's a patriotic duty.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The Americans are celebrating their own rip off of our thanksgiving next week. Time to show them how much shit posting we can do @Turry Fawks and @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda @Mass.gov you get in here do. It's a patriotic duty.

As a staunch Virginian, the pilgrims were a bunch of weirdo religious faggots and they came a few years after some real deal businessmen and hard ass characters were making things happen down south

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

As a staunch Virginian, the pilgrims were a bunch of weirdo religious faggots and they came a few years after some real deal businessmen and hard ass characters were making things happen down south

Every American colony had a different theme. Virginia: money, Georgia: debtor penal colony, Maryland: Catholic refuge etc etc

 

[Turk February]

As a staunch Virginian, the pilgrims were a bunch of weirdo religious faggots and they came a few years after some real deal businessmen and hard ass characters were making things happen down south

Well Canada was dominated by the Hudson Bay Company. We have a country because of fur trade. It's completely corporate.

 

[Turk February]

Btw. They're still around. The people who sold shitty rifles to Indians now sell shoes and pretty high quality clothing.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Well Canada was dominated by the Hudson Bay Company. We have a country because of fur trade. It's completely corporate.

Virginia Company was the same. If you've ever enjoyed a cigarette, thank a Virginian

 

[Turk February]

Virginia Company was the same. If you've ever enjoyed a cigarette, thank a Virginian

Have I ever enjoyed a cigarette? Nigger. I might be evicted for how much I smoke in a no smoking accommodation. The floor is covered in empty cigarette packs.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Have I ever enjoyed a cigarette? Nigger. I might be evicted for how much I smoke in a no smoking accommodation. The floor is covered in empty cigarette packs.

You're welcome

 

[Turry Fawks]

I just got my full license after failing the first test by turning right on a red without stopping. Flying coloUrs

 

[Turk February]

I wrote that with a cigarette in my mouth btw.

 

[Turry Fawks]

"Why didn't you already have your license, Terry?"

Because I was a filthy junkie who didn't trust himself to get behind the wheel of a car, THANKS