The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[ミスタースパーコル]

The most accomplished pianist in Rashville.

Love gives chicken wings.

 

[Turk February]

The most accomplished pianist in Rashville.

Love gives chicken wings.

Good job, sparkle. You get it. It's about Quantity not Quality.

 

[Turk February]

When the Royal Canadian Death Squads come I will ask them to take mercy on you.

 

[Turk February]

Holy fuck my hunger is insatiable. I'm going to have Uber eats deliver me my forth lunch of the day. I'm usually a two lunch guy.

 

[Turk February]

seriously I deeply regret ubereats. It just enables me to stay home all day jacking off eating soup and sandwiches. It's like a codependent girlfriend.

 

[Turk February]

Lol. My native cigarettes are so counterfeit one was upside down in the pack when I opened it.

 

[Turk February]

How the fuck did I lose the no sleep challenge. I'm a fucking insomniac. When I want to sleep I can't.

 

[Turk February]

I haven't been able to shave because my dominant hand is dead and I looked in the mirror today and didn't recognize myself. I look like a fucking prospector from the Yukon.

 

[The Sue Deal]

 

[Turk February]

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American faggot posts 4chan meme because he knows nothing. Cool. Thanks for demonstrating our superiority.

 

[Turk February]

I just learned mutual combat is actually illegal in Ontario. There's so many invitations to fight I have to retract.

 

[Turk February]

Meh, I can pass it off as irony. Stupid @chocolatehellhole will give me a pass. Don't tell him I said that though.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

What a faggot province.

 

[Turk February]

What a faggot province.

Fuck. I was hoping it was illegal in your dumb province too but it's not.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Fuck. I was hoping it was illegal in your dumb province too but it's not.

BASED and combatpilled. I actually got a cop to leave me alone one night because some fag called and said I'd threatened to assault him. I explained to Cst. Hrehrechuk that I had invited said fag to step outside with me to fight and he'd declined so I left it alone. He handed me my ID and pocket knife back and fucked off.

 

[Turk February]

The paramedics just brought me a bunch of soups and salads cuz they're concerned I probably haven't gone grocery shopping in a while. My eyes welled up. How can someone be so kind and caring? These are genuinely the best people in the world.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The paramedics just brought me a bunch of soups and salads cuz they're concerned I probably haven't gone grocery shopping in a while. My eyes welled up. How can someone be so kind and caring? These are genuinely the best people in the world.

It's such a shameful feeling when you have a shitty attitude about other people and they're selflessly nice to you. Felt that sting many times

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The paramedics just brought me a bunch of soups and salads cuz they're concerned I probably haven't gone grocery shopping in a while. My eyes welled up. How can someone be so kind and caring? These are genuinely the best people in the world.

How much do you think you could trade it all for?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

BASED and combatpilled. I actually got a cop to leave me alone one night because some fag called and said I'd threatened to assault him. I explained to Cst. Hrehrechuk that I had invited said fag to step outside with me to fight and he'd declined so I left it alone. He handed me my ID and pocket knife back and fucked off.

Goddammit Ontario really is a fag country

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, what kinda soups we talking here? They get you any clam chowder? I fucking love clam chowder.