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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Good job, sparkle. You get it. It's about Quantity not Quality.
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When the Royal Canadian Death Squads come I will ask them to take mercy on you.
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Holy fuck my hunger is insatiable. I'm going to have Uber eats deliver me my forth lunch of the day. I'm usually a two lunch guy.
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seriously I deeply regret ubereats. It just enables me to stay home all day jacking off eating soup and sandwiches. It's like a codependent girlfriend.
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Lol. My native cigarettes are so counterfeit one was upside down in the pack when I opened it.
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How the fuck did I lose the no sleep challenge. I'm a fucking insomniac. When I want to sleep I can't.
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I haven't been able to shave because my dominant hand is dead and I looked in the mirror today and didn't recognize myself. I look like a fucking prospector from the Yukon.
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American faggot posts 4chan meme because he knows nothing. Cool. Thanks for demonstrating our superiority.
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I just learned mutual combat is actually illegal in Ontario. There's so many invitations to fight I have to retract.
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Meh, I can pass it off as irony. Stupid @chocolatehellhole will give me a pass. Don't tell him I said that though.
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What a faggot province.
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Fuck. I was hoping it was illegal in your dumb province too but it's not.
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BASED and combatpilled. I actually got a cop to leave me alone one night because some fag called and said I'd threatened to assault him. I explained to Cst. Hrehrechuk that I had invited said fag to step outside with me to fight and he'd declined so I left it alone. He handed me my ID and pocket knife back and fucked off.
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The paramedics just brought me a bunch of soups and salads cuz they're concerned I probably haven't gone grocery shopping in a while. My eyes welled up. How can someone be so kind and caring? These are genuinely the best people in the world.
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It's such a shameful feeling when you have a shitty attitude about other people and they're selflessly nice to you. Felt that sting many times
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How much do you think you could trade it all for?
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Goddammit Ontario really is a fag country
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Also, what kinda soups we talking here? They get you any clam chowder? I fucking love clam chowder.