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Not that manhattan clam chowder BULLSHIT, though
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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And don't be fooled, Turk, these paramedics make like $600,069 a year after taxes. The least they can do is buy you some chowder.
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New England or FUCK OFF
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We made a corn chicken chowder last week with bacon in the dutch oven. It were tasty
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It was a shitty vegetable soup. Still. Extremely thoughtful. Also. They came twice today. I missed my initial appointment because I'm a moron and sleep all day.
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That's a favourite of mine too. I'm a big fan of soups.
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Where you at with a nice beef stew with a red wine base
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I wouldn't be surprised if they make shit. When the female paramedic comes in 2 or 3 days I have a serious question for her. I just don't know how to ask it properly. She works alone going to strange people's houses. People too fucked up to go to the hospital. I want to know if she's ever scared.
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Also, no one asked but my favorite is a dill pickle soup called rassolnik. Close second is kimchi stew.
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Is rassolnik hot or cold?
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White clam chowder, right? That's all we get out here.
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Piping hot.
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It looks quite delicious
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I would've been like "do you think you could fit more than one can of this vegetable soup in your anus? You should try. And then shit them out into the toilet because that's where shit belongs. Try again. Chowder. Asshole. Quickly."
You're THEIR boss, Turk. They work for YOU.
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Dill pickle soup is fucking awesome
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When she gets there tell her to take her tits out. Because YOU are in charge and that's what the boss gets. Then be like "are you ever scared that a one handed man is going to overpower and rape you on the job, sweet thang?"
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What an odd thing to say to a paramedic!
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Just start abusing the only people willing to help me. "I've got BPD bitch"
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Seriously though, they probably love that you're friendly and appreciative. Those people are actual heroes.
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Them and the people at Niagara Start Me Up are the absolute best people I've met in my life. I've never in my life encountered anyone who gave so much of a shit about others. Chokes me up.