The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

It took days but I got a doctor to visit me instead of going to the hospital. Should be here in 10 minutes.

 

[Turk February]

This is just step one. I still need someone who will deliver medicine. Still need it to work. I actually miss the thanksgiving I went to jail. It was so much simpler.

 

[Turk February]

He said I probably don't need to go to the hospital. I'm shocked. My right hand looks like the walking dead.

 

[BUBBLER]

He said I probably don't need to go to the hospital. I'm shocked. My right hand looks like the walking dead.

At least post a pic of the hand or STFU ALREADY!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He said I probably don't need to go to the hospital. I'm shocked. My right hand looks like the walking dead.

Oh thank fucking God.

So you've just been being a pussy then?

 

[Turk February]

At least post a pic of the hand or STFU ALREADY!

I would love to but I can't post photos on these threads for some reason

 

[Turk February]

I can't even make text bold. When the fuck did that happen? Why?

 

[Turk February]

Also. The paramedic updated me that I need to have my abscess drained first. And that I'm suffering from agoraphobia. Kind of knew these two things.

 

[Turk February]

Without irony. I keep thinking of asking the Nigerians for hand sanitizer and a knife and just cutting this thing off.

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

I can't even make text bold. When the fuck did that happen? Why?

You turned off your BBCode

Hit the rightmost button next to Joe, it'll drop down to display these options. Press the highlighted button

 

[Turrdy Fawwwwwwk]

 

[Turk February]

My name is spelled wrong on the prescription bottle.

 

[Turk February]

Well. Boys. I think I'm fainting from the pain again.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

My name is spelled wrong on the prescription bottle.

How did they misspell Turk?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Well. Boys. I think I'm fainting from the pain again.

Night time is the worst for pain for some reason

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also. The paramedic updated me that I need to have my abscess drained first. And that I'm suffering from agoraphobia. Kind of knew these two things.

I had an abcess in my armpit from a staph infection. I went and got it drained and it hurt like fuck and it still hurt for weeks after. I actually do get what you're going through. It hurts bad.

 

[Mass.gov]

Without irony. I keep thinking of asking the Nigerians for hand sanitizer and a knife and just cutting this thing off.

just get alot of advil until your prescription is ready...

 

[UnPRePared]

Good God, @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda, you're going to die a second time if this keeps happening!

Speaking of What's Happening, is Rerun up there?

 

[Mass.gov]

@Turk February eat good and lots of water. Focus on spicy food. Turmeric is a super spice.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Good God, @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda, you're going to die a second time if this keeps happening!

Speaking of What's Happening, is Rerun up there?

I think Rerun went to heaven