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It took days but I got a doctor to visit me instead of going to the hospital. Should be here in 10 minutes.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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This is just step one. I still need someone who will deliver medicine. Still need it to work. I actually miss the thanksgiving I went to jail. It was so much simpler.
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He said I probably don't need to go to the hospital. I'm shocked. My right hand looks like the walking dead.
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At least post a pic of the hand or STFU ALREADY!
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I would love to but I can't post photos on these threads for some reason
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I can't even make text bold. When the fuck did that happen? Why?
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Also. The paramedic updated me that I need to have my abscess drained first. And that I'm suffering from agoraphobia. Kind of knew these two things.
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Without irony. I keep thinking of asking the Nigerians for hand sanitizer and a knife and just cutting this thing off.
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You turned off your BBCode
Hit the rightmost button next to Joe, it'll drop down to display these options. Press the highlighted button
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My name is spelled wrong on the prescription bottle.
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Well. Boys. I think I'm fainting from the pain again.
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How did they misspell Turk?
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Night time is the worst for pain for some reason
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I had an abcess in my armpit from a staph infection. I went and got it drained and it hurt like fuck and it still hurt for weeks after. I actually do get what you're going through. It hurts bad.
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just get alot of advil until your prescription is ready...
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Good God, @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda, you're going to die a second time if this keeps happening!
Speaking of What's Happening, is Rerun up there?
Speaking of What's Happening, is Rerun up there?
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@Turk February eat good and lots of water. Focus on spicy food. Turmeric is a super spice.
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I think Rerun went to heaven