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I actually like their hot dogs, poutines, and portion sizes.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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There's some shithole diner in my town with New York in the name and then it's not like New York themed or anything. It's just an ordinary little shithole.
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They might have the only poutine I don't feel like I'm having a heart attack after.
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I used to have a shirt with a picture of him and Alice Cooper hanging out on it
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It's not every day you get to meet the Cinema Snob.
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Then what's the fucking point?!
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Imagine there's just a bar in New Jersey called The Halifax Hole. We all get pissed about it. Meet at Boston Pizza to decide what to do about it.
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Could have time stamped it.
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Fesh Pince deserves full watch through every time.
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By the way, this is the funniest thing I've ever said.
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Turks comment about soggy KFC food making you feel like you’re eating in the rain made it forgettable.
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Quick update, boys, I've got diarrhea. No more bleeding from the ass because these poops pass easily.
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Anyone know how to take their temperature without a thermometer?
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My stupid fucking lawyer told me I should check my blood temperature every 6 hours. I think she's overly cautious. But I'm also paranoid.
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Stick one finger in your ass and the another in the ass of someone you know to be healthy and compare the two
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But then there's cum everywhere. Yucky.
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I have a friend in the Niagara Region whose defense mechanism when in a fight is to curl up in a ball and scream for help. I don't know why I thought of this and where to post it.
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If I can't get antibiotics today I'll do the third option. (Wrap a belt around my neck an David Carradine myself)