The Abe Vigoda Canadian Groundhog Day Spectacular Megathread

[Niggerotchi]

I'm always rooting for him, but yes, me too.

I'll root for him the moment he stops loying about his hand. And those keedz.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'll root for him the moment he stops loying about his hand. And those keedz.

With his bum hand he's of no use in the small whaling village of Canada. Soon he'll be cast to sea on a piece of ice.

 

[Niggerotchi]

With his bum hand he's of no use in the small whaling village of Canada. Soon he'll be cast to sea on a piece of ice.

If he could harvest his grease, his bright candle would burn for twice as long.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If he could harvest his grease, his bright candle would burn for twice as long.

I don't think any of you realize how fucked-looking Inuit girls are. Turk couldn't bag a fat Inuit. Due to the grease.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Wiarton Willie has always been the superior weather-bending marmot. Punxsutawney Phil doesn't even deserve to blowww Wiarton Willie. I propose a marmot arm-wrestling match. Winner gets an 18 wheeler with an arm wrestling themed sleeper, but for groundhogs.

You guys have a Canuck version of OUR tradition? Typical

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I love that I have never seen a single episode of Degrassi but I'm up to date on like 30 years because of you autists.

The biggest fans aren't even from this country

@Dummy Gaynuts
@DMAN
@Turk February

Isn’t that show for tweens? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a second of it. I think it’s before my time as a child of the 90’s.

 

[PogromStallone]

First snow of the season today. Came down weird while I was out shoveling - hail shaped but definitely snow. It was like somebody was dumping vermiculite out of hebbin. It stuck around until sundown so I guess it'll be there tomorrow but we never got below 1C today so I expect it's gone by tomorrow afternoon if it doesn't start up again

Why were you shoveling before it started snowing?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Why were you shoveling before it started snowing?

There was already a couple of inches, dumb dumb. The kids were going crazy with excitement so I had to take them out anyways so I grabbed the shovel and made them a nice big pile to play around in, did the walkways and then went and cleared around the gate tracks so I could get them open before they got stuck like they always do. Then I cleared the head of the drive before the plows came by.

 

[Turk February]

What the fuck is a groundhog?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Crawl out of Busch mountain and look for your shadow.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Crawl out of Busch mountain and look for your shadow.

I can 100% picture Turk getting startled by his own shadow, scurrying away and burying himself in cans.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

What the fuck is a groundhog?

It's a sex move where you mash your limp penis against their butt and peepeepoopoo. You know that, Turk

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Crawl out of Busch mountain and look for your shadow.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

Poutine is nothing but a ripoff of New Jersey Disco Fries. USA does it better, suck a cock Canada.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Poutine is nothing but a ripoff of New Jersey Disco Fries. USA does it better, suck a cock Canada.

Kill yourself. Blocked.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Kill yourself. Blocked.

Classic Canadian pussy move. We don’t like you guy! So we’re just gonna stay up here and pout, buddy!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Classic Canadian pussy move. We don’t like you guy! So we’re just gonna stay up here and pout, buddy!

Blocked.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If anyone has shit to say about Wiarton Willie they can get BLOCKED

 

[JamesJCrowe]

more like BLACKED, go suck a black cock.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

more like BLACKED, go suck a black cock.

He’s Canadian. It’s pretty much all they know how to do at this point. Not the best insult anymore.