The Abe Vigoda Canadian Groundhog Day Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wha happen? Did the mounties fall asleep? Nobody here to defend your country's honor? Is the time zone difference causing a thread derailment on page 2 before the self indulgence can kick in?

Your people are so stupid -- HOW STUPUD ARE THEY? -- That the main lyric of your national anthem is just the name of the country. LOL

Please stop this, fellow black man

 

[DMAN]

PAY YOUR TAXES!!!

 

[DMAN]

Please stop this, fellow black man

The Canadian is the Nigger of the World.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Sir... A second Page just hit"

Nobody claims this faggot. You know what that's all about. As a black.

 

[DMAN]

You people are the biggest bunch of Tax Cheats that The DMAN has ever seen in his life. Go'head. Cheat on your taxes. Because The DMAN is going to hunt you down and find you.

Don't try pulling a fast one. LATE FILERS are nothing more than CON MEN trying to swindle the great government. No itemized receipts? YOU can just forget about getting a refund this year. We'll call it a wash. And you BETTER feel lucky we're leaving it at that!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nobody claims this faggot. You know what that's all about. As a black.

Listen, asshole; I am a Mohawk shaman and I'll spit booze in your face and blow smoke on you and charge you $50

 

[DMAN]

Listen, asshole; I am a Mohawk shaman and I'll spit booze in your face and blow smoke on you and charge you $50

You replied to yourself... Stop hitting yourself, Abe! Stop hitting yourself!!!

FUCKING GOOF!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You people are the biggest bunch of Tax Cheats that The DMAN has ever seen in his life. Go'head. Cheat on your taxes. Because The DMAN is going to hunt you down and find you.

Don't try pulling a fast one. LATE FILERS are nothing more than CON MEN trying to swindle the great government. No itemized receipts? YOU can just forget about getting a refund this year. We'll call it a wash. And you BETTER feel lucky we're leaving it at that!

It's like you think you're gonna catch The Abe.

You want me to say it? One word.

 

[DMAN]

It's like you think you're gonna catch The Abe.

You want me to say it? One word.

What's the matter? Did ya mother didn't jerk you off in the bath tub enough times??

The DMAN wishes so badly that you were Drake, and that in this moment he was Rick Murray, kissing that gun, looking at your little black legs swinging in the wind, running down through the hall, moving for the last time. Yeah, Rick might have yellow paint in his hair, but you don't have to beg. You're going to be crippled, Drake Abe. Try doing your little nigger dances in the music ideos from a wheelchair. Try being a Canadian basketball champion from a wheelchair. Oh, you can play in the wheelchair league. That's fine. You can settle for that. Just know it's The DMAN as Rick Murray who put you there.

FUCK Canada. Your teen drama series are low budget.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You replied to yourself... Stop hitting yourself, Abe! Stop hitting yourself!!!

FUCKING GOOF!!!

Don't goof me, DMAN. You can hit me with a stunner with a bottle of champagne, but don't call me a fockin' goof. That's a Canadian death sentence.

You said it and now I'm gonna hang myself from the water tower.

What should I spray paint on the water tower first? "I LIKE KIKE"

 

[DMAN]

Don't goof me, DMAN. You can hit me with a stunner with a bottle of champagne, but don't call me a fockin' goof. That's a Canadian death sentence.

You said it and now I'm gonna hang myself from the water tower.

What should I spray paint on the water tower first? "I LIKE KIKE"

I AM RICK MURRAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Look at my dick-sucking Lips. Rick kills himself or gets shot by police, The DMAN doesn't recall. But it's the same way your thread deserves to go down. And then the camera will sway side to side and fall away saying "WASTED" over top of it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What's the matter? Did ya mother didn't jerk you off in the bath tub enough times??

The DMAN wishes so badly that you were Drake, and that in this moment he was Rick Murray, kissing that gun, looking at your little black legs swinging in the wind, running down through the hall, moving for the last time. Yeah, Rick might have yellow paint in his hair, but you don't have to beg. You're going to be crippled, Drake Abe. Try doing your little nigger dances in the music ideos from a wheelchair. Try being a Canadian basketball champion from a wheelchair. Oh, you can play in the wheelchair league. That's fine. You can settle for that. Just know it's The DMAN as Rick Murray who put you there.

FUCK Canada. Your teen drama series are low budget.

I love that I have never seen a single episode of Degrassi but I'm up to date on like 30 years because of you autists.

The biggest fans aren't even from this country

@Dummy Gaynuts
@DMAN
@Turk February

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I AM RICK MURRAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Look at my dick-sucking Lips. Rick kills himself or gets shot by police, The DMAN doesn't recall. But it's the same way your thread deserves to go down. And then the camera will sway side to side and fall away saying "WASTED" over top of it.

Plain ol yellow mustard really is the king of condiments. Rick should've cheered the fuck up.

 

[DMAN]

I love that I have never seen a single episode of Degrassi but I'm up to date on like 30 years because of you autists.

The biggest fans aren't even from this country

@Dummy Gaynuts
@DMAN
@Turk February

Wtf, You've neevr seen it? Why are you pretending to be Canadian? Hand over the reigns of this thread to the actual Canadian. You didn't earn it. Jimmy will be in a wheelchair forever because of Rick and his gun. This was the fate meant for you, but this insolence has led to a twist of fate.

The DEGRASSI MAN knows that plenty of the writers of the show were O&A listeners because of some of the sick cancer and ear rape jokes they had Paige making, she was an edge lord, she was Stupid Norton in female form.

 

[DMAN]

Plain ol yellow mustard really is the king of condiments. Rick should've cheered the fuck up.

Again with the condiments and side dishes. Fawk sake

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wtf, You've neevr seen it? Why are you pretending to be Canadian? Hand over the reigns of this thread to the actual Canadian. You didn't earn it. Jimmy will be in a wheelchair forever because of Rick and his gun. This was the fate meant for you, but this insolence has led to a twist of fate.

The DEGRASSI MAN knows that plenty of the writers of the show were O&A listeners because of some of the sick cancer and ear rape jokes they had Paige making, she was an edge lord, she was Stupid Norton in female form.

Honestly, one of my life's greatest joys is having other people who watched melodramatic shows for teen girls describe them to me in great detail. The OC was my jam. Doodle doodle doo. Doodle doo, doodle doodle doodle doo, California here we come. California here we come. Califoooorrrrrniaaaaaaaaaaaa heeeeeereee we coooooooooooooooooooooome

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wtf, You've neevr seen it? Why are you pretending to be Canadian? Hand over the reigns of this thread to the actual Canadian. You didn't earn it. Jimmy will be in a wheelchair forever because of Rick and his gun. This was the fate meant for you, but this insolence has led to a twist of fate.

The DEGRASSI MAN knows that plenty of the writers of the show were O&A listeners because of some of the sick cancer and ear rape jokes they had Paige making, she was an edge lord, she was Stupid Norton in female form.

It's a girl show Dster. It's a show for ladies.

 

[Niggerotchi]

I want to see Turk crushed in a garbage truck.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Shweedle deedle dee, shweedle deedle dee, shweedle deedle deedle dee fuckafornia here we fuck, right back shit we started fuck

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I want to see Turk crushed in a garbage truck.

I'm always rooting for him, but yes, me too.