The Abe Vigoda Canadian Groundhog Day Spectacular Megathread

[The NaTurryl Man]

That's not what he does. He lives in a state of the art groundhog habitat and those guys in the stupid outfits feed him garlic bread and Caesar salad. You call yourself a Canadian and you're disrespecting our most beloved rodent.

If he was a wolverine maybe I'd respect him more.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They call me The Groundhog because my hog drags on the ground. I got athlete's dick.

 

[Turk February]

That's not what he does. He lives in a state of the art groundhog habitat and those guys in the stupid outfits feed him garlic bread and Caesar salad. You call yourself a Canadian and you're disrespecting our most beloved rodent.

Our most beloved rodent is the squirrel. We put them every where.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Our most beloved rodent is the squirrel. We put them every where.

It's the beaver you fucking imbecile. Do we have the squirrel on our least valuable coin? No. Shut up and fuck off.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Our most beloved rodent is the squirrel. We put them every where.

Not you too, Turk. Are you gonna shit on Wiarton Willie now too?

I'm the only Canadian patriot on this site. I'm the only Canadian that really rocks.

 

[Turk February]

I'm actually curious. Do Americans have as many squirrels as we do? I never see one in a movie background.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Not you too, Turk. Are you gonna shit on Wiarton Willie now too?

I'm the only Canadian patriot on this site. I'm the only Canadian that really rocks.

He's not Canadian and I'm a proud westerner which means I'm better than you

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm actually curious. Do Americans have as many squirrels as we do? I never see one in a movie background.

I don't know but I remember meeting a kid from Maine and he was freaked out and disgusted by black squirrels because he'd never seen one before.

 

[Turk February]

It might be a south Ontario thing cuz a lot of movies are filmed in Vancouver. I just have never seen a squirrel on a film set.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He's not Canadian and I'm a proud westerner which means I'm better than you

You are literally American.

 

[Turk February]

I don't know but I remember meeting a kid from Maine and he was freaked out and disgusted by black squirrels because he'd never seen one before.

He was racist.

 

[Turk February]

Our national animal is the beaver. Isn't that ki d of a rodent?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You are literally American.

I will kill you.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Our national animal is the beaver. Isn't that ki d of a rodent?

Yes you moron.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

"our"

 

[Turk February]

I will kill you.

You can't make those kinds of threats on this forum. Unless you have a doctor's note.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You can't make those kinds of threats on this forum. Unless you have a doctor's note.

Yeah. I can. I just did.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah. I can. I just did.

Enjoy prison

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I don't know but I remember meeting a kid from Maine and he was freaked out and disgusted by black squirrels because he'd never seen one before.

There’s tons in our neighborhood. Even the FN ones

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

You can't make those kinds of threats on this forum. Unless you have a doctor's note.

You really are a slice of (half) life