Thats Wild

[Slackjawed Cow]

That fucking garnish kills me. Thinking this idiot going through the process of staging his stupid photos always makes me smile. I want to know what details he picks up on vs those that just go completely over his fat head.

Picturing him plating right before the photo trying impress people on the internet with his cook is always hilarious. He thinks he is an iron chef

 

[BoomerSperg]

Imagine looking in the mirror and you're Fatrick. A reptilian faced weirdo faggotster.

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[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

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"Stay back, folks, somebody's gonna get hurt!"

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Who cooks the shit out of the asparagus like that?!

That asparagus looks canned

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Who the fuck grows parsley?

I do, and no I don't know why.

 

[CompoundBasement]

One of my favorites was his chicken rolled in gravel.

This retarded manchild needs a "toddler plate" for his food since he always appears to be learning how to eat like a grown-up and be allowed to eat with adults.

Look at that shit! All of the grody, icky vegetables have been cut bite sized and the chicken looks like what he scooped out of his cat's litter box.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

You could put dog food on a plate, place some parsley, and it would look exactly the same as anything he makes.

 

[CompoundBasement]

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What does he mean by "our beet greens"? Did he grow beets in his alley hovel ditch?

 

[CompoundBasement]

That asparagus looks canned

Correct. It's also loaded with sodium.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Imagine bragging about growing garnish

I still remember kale only being used to seperate the main course from the sides. As a kid it was burgers from french fries.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I still remember kale only being used to seperate the main course from the sides. As a kid it was burgers from french fries.

And they used to stuff it between meat and fish at the butcher

 

[Cptbaldopie]

And they used to stuff it between meat and fish at the butcher

Now adays ilits somme plastic shit.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Why would anyone put a cinnamon stick on top of their meal? You're not supposed to put inedible items as garnish on the plate. I mean you can, but it's retarded.

Maybe he crunches down on them?

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Now adays ilits somme plastic shit.

Imagine being a kale farmer back then and people only bought your shit to throw it away

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Who needs to see baby's first steps!?


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Anybody know what the context of the “That’s wild” comment was? Was Pat doing his best I Fucking Love Science and trying to make some boring phenomena sound crazy and out of control? Science is the new rock ‘n’ roll, child!