Thats Wild

[PorqueDealer]

How the fuck does dry, unbuttered toast (4 slices no less) go with that meal at all? Fucking retard.

It's to draw your eyes away from the Backwood the nigger chef dropped onto your plate. (cinnamon stick)

Now that I look at it longer.
Why the fuck is there a lemon wedge too?
A chickpea, peppers, onion stew... with a squeeze of lemon?

He is literally a child just arranging things together on a plate in a visually appealing (for autistic people, him) manner.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

This retard larping as Andrew Bourdain is my favorite character.

 

[Udders]

Wish I could piss on that parsley

I think @Salted Earth Truffle did after watching Pat embarass himself in court.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

How the fuck does dry, unbuttered toast (4 slices no less) go with that meal at all? Fucking retard.

He's supremely autistic. Like a talentless Elwood Blues. But he Also orders 4 fried chickens and a coke

 

[MonsterSteve]

Why would anyone put a cinnamon stick on top of their meal? You're not supposed to put inedible items as garnish on the plate. I mean you can, but it's retarded.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Why would anyone put a cinnamon stick on top of their meal? You're not supposed to put inedible items as garnish on the plate. I mean you can, but it's retarded.

He thinks it makes it look more ethnic and photogenic.

He is a retard is what Im saying.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

He thinks it makes it look more ethnic and photogenic.

He is a retard is what Im saying.

Fat as well

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Why would anyone put a cinnamon stick on top of their meal? You're not supposed to put inedible items as garnish on the plate. I mean you can, but it's retarded.

I mean they are edible but not really desirable. I had a manager at my old job who used to chew them after he quit smoking. He would chomp through these things, his shit must have been like potpourri. Of course he was mean nicotine addict, apparently prior he used to smoke a cig with a cup of coffee with a dip in his mouth.

 

[guest]

This fat peasant's attempts at cooking are always comedy gold.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This fat peasant's attempts at cooking are always comedy gold.

One of my favorites was his chicken rolled in gravel.

 

[guest]

One of my favorites was his chicken rolled in gravel.

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Ah yes the texture of Anthony’s crater face

 

[guest]

One of my favorites was his chicken rolled in gravel.

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At least he owns more than four plates I guess

 

[bantadant]

At least he owns more than four plates I guess

Bought whatever goodwill was selling that day, matching or not

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Everything he makes is inedible. Here, you can see he put rabbit foot on a plate.
Uploads are broken what the fuck

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Sandra Ghee

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Of course it is, it's a fucking weed.

 

[guest]

I hope he one day confuses his parsley for something poisonous that just happened to grow along with it.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

Is that spam? What the fuck awful meat is that supposed to be?

Everything he makes is inedible. Here, you can see he put rabbit foot on a plate.
Uploads are broken what the fuck

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Is that spam? What the fuck awful meat is that supposed to be?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

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Wait, he sauteed that pile of shit in EVOO and butter? You only need one, fatso. Ditch the butter. That is the worst looking tofu I've ever seen.

And "first stab at it"? You literally just put it in a pan with oil and move it around for a few minutes. You're not making a soufflé.