Get on it @captain_kamala
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That didnt happen pat.
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My name is Gooby Lyinshtinkle and I overheard your conversation at the bar!
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Overheard everywhere he goes:
-Please excuse my husband.
-What's you're problem, buddy?
-Get a loadda fatso ovah there!
-Please excuse my husband.
-What's you're problem, buddy?
-Get a loadda fatso ovah there!
Overheard:
What an amazing and wacky life Pat leads. Day in and day out he hears, sees and experiences all kind of fantastical things that coincidentally fit into the space of a tweet.
These are the only things Pat is likely to overhear.
These are the only things Pat is likely to overhear.
Can any of you fucks play the tuba? I'll pay you to follow rick around and play this.
Overheard: “A statement which conveniently supports whichever cause I’m currently championing”
He’s fat.
Notice how most of these bullshit stories are "overheard," and not directly said to him in conversation? Because he goes to the bar and talks to absolutely no one except the bartender. He has zero friends he can hang out with.
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I love the overheard political conversations where someone is MAGA and Pat has to scold them and then everyone
. He's insane.
My favorite one was when he threatened to tweet what they were saying to his 50,000 followers and they stopped talking. As if they were actually totally embarrassed by their own beliefs and wouldn't want people to know what they were saying even though nobody would know their names and they would receive no blowback of any kind from it even if he did.I love the overheard political conversations where someone is MAGA and Pat has to scold them and then everyone
I bet he bores the shit out of anyone who has the misfortune to sit next to him.
He also doesn't realize the reason billionaires don't pay taxes is because their net worth is tied to investments that are unrealized and often illiquid. Hence why if their business fails they are flat out broke.
Expenses are routed through the business and written off, realized gains are offset by investment losses, so they truly don't make any income and therefore have nothing to be taxed. But he's poor and retarded so why would he know?