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  • On 01-26-2021, Patrick S Tomlinson submitted a lawsuit, case number 2021CV000500 in Wisconsin. The address listed on the court website is 2316 North Oakland Avenue, Milwaukee, WI 53211 US

    This lawsuit claimed multiple torts. One of which was that a book review quoted as "John Doe 11 posting as 'barfyman362': "Not good...Just not good."

    As stated on page 3 of the complaint. This was brought by Minc Law "NOW COMES the Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson ("Plaintiff") by his atorneys, Axley Brynelson, LLP and Minc Law," Specifically Brinton J Resto.

    The Complaint authored by Brinton J Resto's stated verbatim, "Upon information and belief, Defendants John Does 1-60 ("Defendants") are individuals who anonymously authored and published false and defamatory statements regarding Plaintiff"

    As per Minc Law's website

    • https://www.minclaw.com/wisconsin-defamation-law-state-guide/

    • Opinion refers to statements and communications which are unable to be independently verified as fact or fiction, and relied on by defamation defendants in the United States and Wisconsin.

    • After a performer emailed her customer to complain about her performance being posted and shared online, the customer distributed the performer’s email among its community, along with a notation characterizing it as “overzealous,” “litigious” and “heavy-handed.” The court held that such characterizations merely expressed the author’s opinion about the email and was thus not defamatory.

    • This page has been peer-reviewed, fact-checked, and edited by multiple qualified attorneys and legal professionals to ensure substantive accuracy and coverage. Our publication process is robust, following a 16-step content creation and review process.

    Mr Resto, who does in fact hold a law degree (I’m as shocked as you, but I doubled checked). Decided that statement Not good...Just not good was in fact defamatory per Wisconsin law.

    Yes that’s the very same Brinton J. Resto who joined The Calkins Law Firm in July of 2022.
    https://calkinslawfirm.com/about-us/our-attorneys-staff/brinton-j-resto/

    By dismissing this notice you accept these factual statements.

That didnt happen pat.

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Stop loying

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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Dumb autist takes joke as fact. But like you said it never happened and it's his way of telling a horrendous joke.
Im pretty sure he works from the punchline backwards. So he has a thought he thinks is comedy material and tries to create some scenario that it would be used. Instead of being able to actually craft a real joke he likes to pretend he eavesdropped in on someone at the bar so he doesnt have to "own" the joke and be responsible for why it bombed. He has been copping out to this trope for at least 10 years. All of these never happened and NAHT FUNNY.


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Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
Im pretty sure he works from the punchline backwards. So he has a thought he thinks is comedy material and tries to create some scenario that it would be used. Instead of being able to actually craft a real joke he likes to pretend he eavesdropped in on someone at the bar so he doesnt have to "own" the joke and be responsible for why it bombed. He has been copping out to this trope for at least 10 years. All of these never happened and NAHT FUNNY.


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WE OVERHEARD YOU!!!
 

PorqueDealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
I know its just his way of framing to tell a bad joke
The way its tweeted... implies Pat doesn't get the joke.
The person you overheard was making light of an awkward topic. The person who actually says that isn't in denial or dumb, they are doing, as your type of folk like to say: tell me your parents are swingers without telling me your parents are swingers'.
 

BudDickman

Everyone with a job is in a higher tax bracket than Pat, but this is actually omniscient narrator Pat psychically accessing their W2s.

Regardless, this is not how paying less taxes works. If you're in a higher tax bracket, then by definition that means you pay more taxes, unless you're just committing tax evasion.

Rick people pay less taxes by lowering their tax liability, i.e. having less income, which puts them in a lower tax bracket. They prefer to have assets that yield a capital gain, which can be deferred and which is taxed at a lower rate.
 

stealthygeek

Reminder: Vincent D'Onofrio blocked Patrick
Real things I actually overheard on the subway this week:

▪ A twink telling his fag hag friend that he recently discovered that he does not have AIDS (, child. He said it twice too).
▪ A fat chick who is currently enrolled at a very expensive school majoring in "TV/Film" and minoring in... women's studies. Felt almost too on the nose.
▪ An unacceptable amount of Spanish.

My favorite was when he read an entire text exchange of a more successful white man texting his mistress a photo of some bar decor that referenced cheating. Even his obvious lie is creepy and weird. Like the shape of his mouth..
 

SquealersWheel

I was only jokin'
Im pretty sure he works from the punchline backwards. So he has a thought he thinks is comedy material and tries to create some scenario that it would be used. Instead of being able to actually craft a real joke he likes to pretend he eavesdropped in on someone at the bar so he doesnt have to "own" the joke and be responsible for why it bombed. He has been copping out to this trope for at least 10 years. All of these never happened and NAHT FUNNY.


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Man this guy overhears quite a bit. Very observant, this character. Just like how he saw that "business dude" texting at the bar (where else would he be?) and could immediately tell the guy was having an affair. Or how he had 360 degree vision when confronting the Brotosaurus so he could keep an eye on the reactions of the medically obese woman he was defending. You can't get anything past ol' Ricky.
 
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Or how he had 360 degree vision when confronting the Brotosaurus so he could keep an eye on the reactions of the medically obese woman he was defending. You can't get anything past ol' Ricky.
That was such a crock of shit and more proof that he doesn't go to the gym. He said she was on a stairmaster and he was able to glance over at her screen and see how long she was going. There's no fucking way because the screen on the stairmaster is a couple feet off the ground and not easy to see. He's a fat liar.
 
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