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Get on it @captain_kamala
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
That didnt happen pat.
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Oh nevermind, it says he’s looking for busty body
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My name is Gooby Lyinshtinkle and I overheard your conversation at the bar!
Awwww umdibbadibbadibba hoodoonow umdibbadibbadibba chubbawubbawubbawubba
Overheard everywhere he goes:
-Please excuse my husband.
-What's you're problem, buddy?
-Get a loadda fatso ovah there!
-Please excuse my husband.
-What's you're problem, buddy?
-Get a loadda fatso ovah there!
Overheard:
What an amazing and wacky life Pat leads. Day in and day out he hears, sees and experiences all kind of fantastical things that coincidentally fit into the space of a tweet.
These are the only things Pat is likely to overhear.
These are the only things Pat is likely to overhear.
Can any of you fucks play the tuba? I'll pay you to follow rick around and play this.
Overheard: “A statement which conveniently supports whichever cause I’m currently championing”
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He’s fat.
Notice how most of these bullshit stories are "overheard," and not directly said to him in conversation? Because he goes to the bar and talks to absolutely no one except the bartender. He has zero friends he can hang out with.
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I love the overheard political conversations where someone is MAGA and Pat has to scold them and then everyone
. He's insane.
My favorite one was when he threatened to tweet what they were saying to his 50,000 followers and they stopped talking. As if they were actually totally embarrassed by their own beliefs and wouldn't want people to know what they were saying even though nobody would know their names and they would receive no blowback of any kind from it even if he did.I love the overheard political conversations where someone is MAGA and Pat has to scold them and then everyone
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I bet he bores the shit out of anyone who has the misfortune to sit next to him.
He also doesn't realize the reason billionaires don't pay taxes is because their net worth is tied to investments that are unrealized and often illiquid. Hence why if their business fails they are flat out broke.
Expenses are routed through the business and written off, realized gains are offset by investment losses, so they truly don't make any income and therefore have nothing to be taxed. But he's poor and retarded so why would he know?