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That Dan.

Jenna

@MUSTARDDDDDDD
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Honestly Dan's been one of the nicest posters in regards to contacting Pat. Always cordial and polite inviting him onto the pod, and even when Patrick spits hatred back at him, Dan's unaffected.

Even if you find mean NPS soundbites, it's clearly just Dan doing an Opie impression.
 

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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Thermite equity!

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EraGodless

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Old "Lack of self-awareness" Patrick makes a fat appearance.

Patrick isn't tall. 6'0 is whatever and if he says he is 6'0, then he's probably 5'11 or so. Patrick's hairline has definitely moved since high school and his little graying poof is fighting for its life. He's fat and he has weak spindly arms (like Elmo's)-- and no doubt he's a complete pussy who is afraid of any sort of physical confrontation. What a delusional faggot.
 

Prison Enjoyer

Status: Enjoying Prison! 😁
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Forget for a moment these crunchy clothes were left to dry in a pile somewhere and definitely stink of mildew.

Look at Mr. No Underwear's little ballsack squished into the crotch of those smelly jeans. He actually posted this photo online with no self-awareness whatsoever.
You can see the outline of the pig faucet pressed against his jeans. Blech
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For reference:
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Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Forget for a moment these crunchy clothes were left to dry in a pile somewhere and definitely stink of mildew.

Look at Mr. No Underwear's little ballsack squished into the crotch of those smelly jeans. He actually posted this photo online with no self-awareness whatsoever.
There you were with your penis poking through your jeans…disgusting
 
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