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"The pathetic stlakers are intimated by my masculine features, child."
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You'd think just lifting that heft off the couch a few times a day would've given him a hint of tricep, but apparently notHis arms are astoundingly void of muscle. Like, regular guys who don't work out develop bigger arms from just doing day to day shit. It's like he's avoided lifting anything for his whole life. His retarded fat-backed pear body and paddle-whacked block head is a whole other thing, but the arms are insanely unimpressive.
Why the fuck don't his eyes blink at the same time like every other human on Earth?
I remember during the Lady Di internship they said she had a weird thing with one eye opening more than the others. Hopefully the Pigman's on the same road as her.Why the fuck don't his eyes blink at the same time like every other human on Earth?
His double chins look like grotesque nigger lips
When he's right he's right
Who spells ID'd, I-ded? He's a fucking author!dan can't sue him for defamation on that one
*WasHe's a fucking author!
Could be stress and his ADHD meds.Why the fuck don't his eyes blink at the same time like every other human on Earth?
Lmao the fucking Irish. They literally have a lot of similar features. The ears, the eyes (obviously), the nose. The only real difference is the eye color and the fact that Chef Adam Libby has a perfect head of hair, real eyebrows and a sick, full 90's goatee.
He had that bullfrog throat even when he was much thinner. Between that and the mouth being bigger so much bigger than his lips, he’s just an absolutely cursed specimen.
Pat would never serve, if he did the Navy's homoeroticism would suit him best, but he's a coward so he would never serve.I remember during the Lady Di internship they said she had a weird thing with one eye opening more than the others. Hopefully the Pigman's on the same road as her.
His tiny arms and fat belly makes me think this fake, but no - ITS REAL!
I literally thought this was photoshopped at first. What a strange little man.
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