That Dan.

[BUBBLER]

"The pathetic stalkers are intimated by my masculine features, child."

 

[guest]

His arms are astoundingly void of muscle. Like, regular guys who don't work out develop bigger arms from just doing day to day shit. It's like he's avoided lifting anything for his whole life. His retarded fat-backed pear body and paddle-whacked block head is a whole other thing, but the arms are insanely unimpressive.

You'd think just lifting that heft off the couch a few times a day would've given him a hint of tricep, but apparently not

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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"The pathetic stalkers are intimated by my masculine features, child."

Why the fuck don't his eyes blink at the same time like every other human on Earth?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Why the fuck don't his eyes blink at the same time like every other human on Earth?

I remember during the Lady Di internship they said she had a weird thing with one eye opening more than the others. Hopefully the Pigman's on the same road as her.

 

[guest]

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"The pathetic stalkers are intimated by my masculine features, child."

His double chins look like grotesque nigger lips

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ends up being a 6'3 kid with long hair.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

When he's right he's right

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

dan can't sue him for defamation on that one

Who spells ID'd, I-ded? He's a fucking author!

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He's a fucking author!

*Was

 

[quasi101]

find a girl who looks at you the way dan looks at cap tables

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Pat pissed himself in fear when he was face to face with little Dan and begged for a police escort. When Pat was on the phone to Josiah he sounded like he was fighting back tears and his voice was shaking he’s a total pussy.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Why the fuck don't his eyes blink at the same time like every other human on Earth?

Could be stress and his ADHD meds.

Causes of One-Eyed Blinking

I am a school psychologist and I recently evaluated a 7-year-old boy whose right eye blinked but his left eye did not. What could be possible causes for one-eyed blinking?

www.aao.org

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Lmao the fucking Irish. They literally have a lot of similar features. The ears, the eyes (obviously), the nose. The only real difference is the eye color and the fact that Chef Adam Libby has a perfect head of hair, real eyebrows and a sick, full 90's goatee.

 

[RickReternal]

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"The pathetic stalkers are intimated by my masculine features, child."

He had that bullfrog throat even when he was much thinner. Between that and the mouth being bigger so much bigger than his lips, he’s just an absolutely cursed specimen.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

I remember during the Lady Di internship they said she had a weird thing with one eye opening more than the others. Hopefully the Pigman's on the same road as her.

Pat would never serve, if he did the Navy's homoeroticism would suit him best, but he's a coward so he would never serve.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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His tiny arms and fat belly makes me think this fake, but no - ITS REAL!

His gym membership / home gym is obviously a huge waste of money.

 

[quasi101]

righteous bucks

 

[Sue Lightning]

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I literally thought this was photoshopped at first. What a strange little man.

 

[quasi101]

English Teacher in Oman Salary: How Much Can You Make in Oman?

Learn how much money you can make teaching English in Oman across various job types and explore start-up costs, savings opportunities & living expenses.

www.internationalteflacademy.com

Despite the intense competition in Oman due to its small size and strict hiring requirements, qualified educators have the opportunity to embark on a fulfilling career with enticing benefits. Not only can they enjoy a tax-free monthly salary ranging from $1,600 to $3,000 or possibly even more, but they can also indulge in additional perks such as airfare, health insurance, and furnished housing.

You could buy every sink in the village for that much.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Its the eyes. They’re just so……retarded.