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  • On 01-26-2021, Patrick S Tomlinson submitted a lawsuit, case number 2021CV000500 in Wisconsin. The address listed on the court website is 2316 North Oakland Avenue, Milwaukee, WI 53211 US

    This lawsuit claimed multiple torts. One of which was that a book review quoted as "John Doe 11 posting as 'barfyman362': "Not good...Just not good."

    As stated on page 3 of the complaint. This was brought by Minc Law "NOW COMES the Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson ("Plaintiff") by his atorneys, Axley Brynelson, LLP and Minc Law," Specifically Brinton J Resto.

    The Complaint authored by Brinton J Resto's stated verbatim, "Upon information and belief, Defendants John Does 1-60 ("Defendants") are individuals who anonymously authored and published false and defamatory statements regarding Plaintiff"

    As per Minc Law's website

    • https://www.minclaw.com/wisconsin-defamation-law-state-guide/

    • Opinion refers to statements and communications which are unable to be independently verified as fact or fiction, and relied on by defamation defendants in the United States and Wisconsin.

    • After a performer emailed her customer to complain about her performance being posted and shared online, the customer distributed the performer’s email among its community, along with a notation characterizing it as “overzealous,” “litigious” and “heavy-handed.” The court held that such characterizations merely expressed the author’s opinion about the email and was thus not defamatory.

    • This page has been peer-reviewed, fact-checked, and edited by multiple qualified attorneys and legal professionals to ensure substantive accuracy and coverage. Our publication process is robust, following a 16-step content creation and review process.

    Mr Resto, who does in fact hold a law degree (I’m as shocked as you, but I doubled checked). Decided that statement Not good...Just not good was in fact defamatory per Wisconsin law.

    Yes that’s the very same Brinton J. Resto who joined The Calkins Law Firm in July of 2022.
    https://calkinslawfirm.com/about-us/our-attorneys-staff/brinton-j-resto/

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Terrible Nicknames Given to Women You've Known

McGowan6

What did you think today was going to be?
There was a girl with big tits at school called Rhiannon, so naturally she became Rhiandes. Another girl in the year above had an insane body and was pretty hot, but had big teeth and a slightly protruding jaw. This guy in her year started calling her Monkey Features and it stuck. She probably still winces thinking about it.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Abe "The Ugandan Giant" Vigoda
100%. It was pretty fucked up honestly, as funny as it was. She started shrieking and crying and hobbled slowly out of the cafeteria. It was like some shit out of an 80s movie.
There was a table of weird, smelly fucking losers who were always playing that Magic card game and Pokemon and shit like that at my school called the Butterscotch Pudding Gang. They were called that because like once a week someone would launch their shitty butterscotch pudding at the wall above them and it would splatter pudding all over them and they'd just have to walk around like that for the rest of the day. Movies would have you believe that nerds are smart, but these dipshits sat at that same table every day even though they got covered in pudding regularly because of it. One kid got in trouble once for hucking pudding and that was it. Imagine being those kids' parents and how fucking pissed you'd be if your kids were getting continuously humiliated like that and nothing was being done about it.
 
Me and some buddies used to call this girl ratface to her face. She wasn't that bad looking really. I feel bad about it now as it almost feels like adult me was calling a 14/15 year old girl it. I wish I could remember her actual name but I can't it wasn't even done in a particularly mean way more a young boys not knowing how to interact with girls way. It's one of the few things I wish I could go back and undo. She was pretty nice really
 

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There was one chick we would yell ANALRAM at because that was her name spelled backwards. There was also another chick we called frakentitties because she had huge tits and a massive forehead. We'd follow her around making groaning noises between classes.
Mulva?
 
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