Terrible Nicknames Given to Women You've Known

[Wa4892]

In the time machine thread someone mentioned knowing a girl nicknamed Titsburgh. Made me laugh and made me think of nicknames of women I have known. Some of them are:

L.T. Stood for Leather Tits. They were big but when she tried to tit fuck it felt like a catchers mitt wrapped around your cock

BJ Barb. This one is rather self explanatory.

The Love Tractors. Freshman year of college two girls who happened to be roommates had a contest to see who could bang the most guys.

 

[Nigger John]

Nigger fucker

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

There was a girl in high school we called "Giza" due to her weird, pyramid shaped tits.

 

[Udders]

Wife

 

[Phish]

There was a girl called The Oyster because she was big and fat and shaped oddly. One day at school it was sloppy joe day and a bunch of guys lined up and threw their sloppy joes at her while laughing and yelling “Oyster Oyster Oyster”

 

[antlovessue]

Officer

 

[johnnynoname]

"ooh ooh aah ahh" ......she liked bananas....ironically, she was white
"chicken lady"....she looked like chicken lady from kids in the hall

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Penoris - a girl at school everyone thought had a huge clit, 100% unsubstantiated.

 

[quark]

Stoneface was our nickname for a chick who had face that looked like it was made of stone. Hard to imagine but it just fit

Ericock was our name for this chick named Erica who was a total ho-ah

 

[Kinderman]

TT - stood for Toothless Tard. Some ugly redneck bitch who worked at the place my friends and I worked at for our summer job one year. She had zero teeth in her head. When she found out about the name, she threatened to sic her “big, badass Mexican boyfriend” on us. He did not exist.

 

[Zombie247]

Sticky Vicki.

My early 20's. She was great for a weekend ride. But she would fall in love so easily. You couldn't get rid of her.

 

[Turk February]

In Highschool we had a roller skate girl, it was probably initially a reference to Boogie Nights in hind sight, but we didn't get it, the legend was she fucked her step-brother for his pair of rollerblades. God I miss high school, when real life was basically a forum.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My now wife’s nickname from college was “The Big Easy.” Weird because she’s not from New Orleans.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

There was a girl called The Oyster because she was big and fat and shaped oddly. One day at school it was sloppy joe day and a bunch of guys lined up and threw their sloppy joes at her while laughing and yelling “Oyster Oyster Oyster”

really?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Thunder Curtains

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Sticky Vicki.

My early 20's. She was great for a weekend ride. But she would fall in love so easily. You couldn't get rid of her.

I bet it was just because it rhymed.

At my school there was a Charlotte the Harlot. She was 14 and had probably never had sex.

 

[Zombie247]

I bet it was just because it rhymed.

At my school there was a Charlotte the Harlot. She was 14 and had probably never had sex.

It rhymed perfectly. But they were spot on.

Thinking about her now. I hope she's OK.

She was a local bike. And good at it.

 

[Phish]

really?

100%. It was pretty fucked up honestly, as funny as it was. She started shrieking and crying and hobbled slowly out of the cafeteria. It was like some shit out of an 80s movie.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

There was one chick we would yell ANALRAM at because that was her name spelled backwards. There was also another chick we called frakentitties because she had huge tits and a massive forehead. We'd follow her around making groaning noises between classes.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

We called my roommates cunt girl friend “Larms” it was short for Leg Arms because she had disproportionately fat arms.

We called another girl Chineasy because she was Asian and easy. We were hilarious