Dude, it's shoved down your throat on every site. I fucking hate it.
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I have "issues" with jelly beans too
M
musTARD
Guest
Thats an appt expression.
Also, it's not actually a real mother and son, just watch the two people fuck and jerk off, it's all make believe you silly goose.
You don't want to watch a guy catch his stepsister with her friend and punish her for it? Just call it a threesome cocksucker. We don't need an incest plotline.
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musTARD
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But just a threesome is a boring plotline. Youve obviously never written a screenplay before
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musTARD
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That's like the Heros Journey of porn stories
You gotta show, not tell. This is why you don't have a movie deal.
Directed by Robert Mandel
Produced by| Michael C. Gross | ... | producer |
| Joe Medjuck | ... | producer |
| Ivan Reitman | ... | executive producer |
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musTARD
Guest
The guy driving in the second scene is @Phish
But you do lust for women who look like your older sister (any by look like I mean have her haircut and nothing else) right?
The older brother of a chick I was trying to finger pop back in junior high climbed up into their attic and drilled a hole through the ceiling of the bathroom to try and watch her bathe. He was autistically obsessed with the Beach Boys to the point of having that fucking stupid-looking Brian Wilson football helmet hair. I still can't fucking stand the Beach Boys because I associate them with that weird motherfucker.
Watch some of those Forensic Files episodes you'll see some funny patterns too. Everything is dead serious, until the peeping tom episodes, suddenly theres slapping-bass funk as a sexy actress is taking her pants off, etc. They never having sexy actresses unless its a peeping episode.
I had a lot of older sister "figures" no one related growing up and my one rule was "don't even think about fucking them. They're friends". I'm shocked by my restraint looking back.
Yeah, but that was in the cold heart of the Siberian gulag system, no man could fault you for declining gulag gash
This was in Southern Ontario.
I did have my first kiss when I was 4 years old just outside of Moscow.
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musTARD
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Was it from your sister?
I don't have a fucking sister, but yeah