Stupid movie/tv trope I never understood

[DMAN]

More stupid tropes....

- Hall monitors. The DMAN has never been to a school that trusted the children to supervise. The whole idea of making a kid skip class to stop others from skipping class was ridiculous.

- Parents sitting you down to have "the sex talk" with you. When THE DBOY was 11 or 12 he started getting worried it was about to happen just from seeing movies and shows. By the time The DMAN hit 16 and they never brought it up... he figured that he was pretty much out of the woods.

 

[DMAN]

 

[Uncle Floyd]

A younger, hornier Uncle Floyd stole a pair of his friend's grandmother's panties (boq, comment?), jerked off in them, and threw them out in a Wal-Mart bathroom.

I've never admitted this to a single soul but wanted to say I don't feel as depraved doing that as I would peeking on a naked female relative.

 

[Toast]

I had a friend named Amandeep

...in your heiny hole?


I'm so sorry that happened Turk. Thoughts and prayers.

 

[Turk February]

...in your heiny hole?


I'm so sorry that happened Turk. Thoughts and prayers.

Actually I always win at wrestling which we did on his uncle's foam mattress. My finisher was the BuZz Saw which was a front flip into his head from a counter.

 

[Turk February]

I WAS 10

 

[Jenna]

There's this weird trope in media, but it's mostly contained to the eighties and nineties, where a perverted little brother, usually a pubescent boy, watches his sister change or shower and gets caught doing it, and then runs away, and his sister calls him a pervert but is only just slightly aggravated by it instead of disturbed and creeped out, like he just gave her a wet willy and not watched her silently like a freak. I had an older sister growing up and not once did I want to see her change or shower or attempt to do so. That trope is fucking bullshit. There's zero desire to see a sibling nude. Im going to guess that only perverted writers in Hollywood who grew without sisters imagined what it would be like to have a sister, and their thinking immediately went something like "oh if I had sister growing up Id want to see her nude!" No, you wouldnt. It's like seeing any other relative nude.

Or maybe its just the illuminati trying to normalize incest or something, i dont know

Name two movies where this happens.

"Big Shots" doesn't count.

 

[Turk February]

Dude. I just remembered how much we practiced the Buzz Saw. Like every day for a year and a half I'd jump off a tall surface, do a flip and land on this guy's head.

 

[Turk February]

How are any of us still alive?

 

[DMAN]

Name two movies where this happens.

"Big Shots" doesn't count.

Even if not movies it did happen all the time on TV. The sister was always way too savvy to what those horny little dogs were up to. She knew. She damn well knew.

 

[Jenna]

Even if not movies it did happen all the time on TV. The sister was always way too savvy to what those horny little dogs were up to. She knew. She damn well knew.

From what I remember, it was always lusting after your friend's sister.

I can't remember one mainstream movie where a brother openly lusts after his biological sister, especially trying to watch her in the shower.

 

[DMAN]

From what I remember, it was always lusting after your friend's sister.

I can't remember one mainstream movie where a brother openly lusts after his biological sister, especially trying to watch her in the shower.

While you're not wrong, The DMAN absolutely remembers some shows lumping her own brother in there too. It's not like the character was intending to be a Danny Ross peeping on his own relatives intentionally, it would always be something innocuous like the boy was trying to accomplish something by crawling through vents and he falls through the ceiling and the sister is just all about turning this into how everybody wants to fuck her. Bitches constantly yapping about every single man who speaks to them because they're SO FUCKING HOT that the world stops and EVERYONE wants to fuck them.

The DMAN can't think of any Nickelodeon or kids shows where this happened, but he knows it has. Look, he will throw you a bone... The uncle in Home Alone called Kevin a nasty little pervert and said something about his dick being huge when he accidentally walked in on him in the shower.

 

[Jenna]

While you're not wrong, The DMAN absolutely remembers some shows lumping her own brother in there too. It's not like the character was intending to be a Danny Ross peeping on his own relatives intentionally, it would always be something innocuous like the boy was trying to accomplish something by crawling through vents and he falls through the ceiling and the sister is just all about turning this into how everybody wants to fuck her. Bitches constantly yapping about every single man who speaks to them because they're SO FUCKING HOT that the world stops and EVERYONE wants to fuck them.

The DMAN can't think of any Nickelodeon or kids shows where this happened, but he knows it has. Look, he will throw you a bone... The uncle in Home Alone called Kevin a nasty little pervert and said something about his dick being huge when he accidentally walked in on him in the shower.

The trope is the teenage sister in a towel coming back from the shower, the younger brother is doing something else and rushes past her, she screams "watch it you perv!"

I dunno, I want @Mustard to give me legit examples of this whole incest thing.

 

[DMAN]

The trope is the teenage sister in a towel coming back from the shower, the younger brother is doing something else and rushes past her, she screams "watch it you perv!"

I dunno, I want @Mustard to give me legit examples of this whole incest thing.

Yes, that's what The DMAN just said. The kid isn't peeping on her to jack his cartoon dick off. He's minding his business and the bitch has to make it about her pussy.

 

[Jenna]

Yes, that's what The DMAN just said. The kid isn't peeping on her to jack his cartoon dick off. He's minding his business and the bitch has to make it about her pussy.

Yeah I'm agreeing with you

 

[BUBBLER]

There's this weird trope in media, but it's mostly contained to the eighties and nineties, where a perverted little brother, usually a pubescent boy, watches his sister change or shower and gets caught doing it, and then runs away, and his sister calls him a pervert but is only just slightly aggravated by it instead of disturbed and creeped out, like he just gave her a wet willy and not watched her silently like a freak. I had an older sister growing up and not once did I want to see her change or shower or attempt to do so. That trope is fucking bullshit. There's zero desire to see a sibling nude. Im going to guess that only perverted writers in Hollywood who grew without sisters imagined what it would be like to have a sister, and their thinking immediately went something like "oh if I had sister growing up Id want to see her nude!" No, you wouldnt. It's like seeing any other relative nude.

Or maybe its just the illuminati trying to normalize incest or something, i dont know

It's Jews Mustard

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

From what I remember, it was always lusting after your friend's sister.

I can't remember one mainstream movie where a brother openly lusts after his biological sister, especially trying to watch her in the shower.

I remember it from Roseanne. DJ was trying to peep at Darlene and she yelled at him. He came downstairs and said "Darlene called me a preevert!" and Roseanne said "You're not a preevert, honey, you're a pervert."

 

[Brooke Shields]

Normal brothers just cross-dressed every chance they got!

 

[Mustard]

Pointing The trope is the teenage sister in a towel coming back from the shower, the younger brother is doing something else and rushes past her, she screams "watch it you perv!"

I dunno, I want @Mustard to give me legit examples of this whole incest thing.

I got an example for you right here

 

[Voscabulary]

The DMAN has never been to a school that trusted the children to supervise. The whole idea of making a kid skip class to stop others from skipping class was ridiculous.

the dman must not be familiar with prefects