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Dude, it's shoved down your throat on every site. I fucking hate it.
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I have "issues" with jelly beans too
M
musTARD
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Thats an appt expression.
Also, it's not actually a real mother and son, just watch the two people fuck and jerk off, it's all make believe you silly goose.
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You don't want to watch a guy catch his stepsister with her friend and punish her for it? Just call it a threesome cocksucker. We don't need an incest plotline.
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musTARD
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But just a threesome is a boring plotline. Youve obviously never written a screenplay before
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musTARD
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That's like the Heros Journey of porn stories
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You gotta show, not tell. This is why you don't have a movie deal.
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Directed by Robert Mandel
Produced by| Michael C. Gross | ... | producer |
| Joe Medjuck | ... | producer |
| Ivan Reitman | ... | executive producer |
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musTARD
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The guy driving in the second scene is @Phish
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But you do lust for women who look like your older sister (any by look like I mean have her haircut and nothing else) right?
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The older brother of a chick I was trying to finger pop back in junior high climbed up into their attic and drilled a hole through the ceiling of the bathroom to try and watch her bathe. He was autistically obsessed with the Beach Boys to the point of having that fucking stupid-looking Brian Wilson football helmet hair. I still can't fucking stand the Beach Boys because I associate them with that weird motherfucker.
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Watch some of those Forensic Files episodes you'll see some funny patterns too. Everything is dead serious, until the peeping tom episodes, suddenly theres slapping-bass funk as a sexy actress is taking her pants off, etc. They never having sexy actresses unless its a peeping episode.
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I had a lot of older sister "figures" no one related growing up and my one rule was "don't even think about fucking them. They're friends". I'm shocked by my restraint looking back.
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Yeah, but that was in the cold heart of the Siberian gulag system, no man could fault you for declining gulag gash
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This was in Southern Ontario.
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I did have my first kiss when I was 4 years old just outside of Moscow.
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Was it from your sister?
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I don't have a fucking sister, but yeah