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Statement by Donald J Trump on the execution of Peanut the squirrel.

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
The conservative party of the USA has spent the last week of “the most important election evar” dressing up as literal garbage and going Mel Gibson Patriot over a squirrel.
They don't deserve to have power. They spend all their time apologizing over their religious beliefs, their policy positions and their very existence. They're lionizing a childless couple whose claim to fame is a fucking rat. Bring on the LWDS, put the rednecks in FEMA camps. Fuck 'em.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
They don't deserve to have power. They spend all their time apologizing over their religious beliefs, their policy positions and their very existence. They're lionizing a childless couple whose claim to fame is a fucking rat. Bring on the LWDS, put the rednecks in FEMA camps. Fuck 'em.
Pajeet world order

Abortion is on the ballot in like a dozen states. So many elected officials in their respective states will not voice their opinion on it. And the guy leading the party is saying “We need more weeks for the abortions. Also we need legalized weed in Florida” (completely contrary to the governors and state party position)
 
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