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Statement by Donald J Trump on the execution of Peanut the squirrel.
I may simp for peanut but no matter how hard I try, I'll never be as big of a faggot as you.
I'm disappointed, you're always a contrarian retard but typically you're far more coherent.
HONEY HONEY THEY KILLED OUT HECKARINO FURBABY! I WAS FINE WITH WHITE REPLACEMENT BUT THIS MEANS WAR! YOU DONT KILL OUR HECKIN LE CHONK-A-RINOS GOVERNMENT! WE STILL HAVENT FORGOTTEN HARAMBE! YOU DONT KNOW THE POWER OF REDDITORS!
Heh, you might want to lay off the caffeine a bit, bud.
It’s called METH and its PRESCRIBED BY MY DOCTOR so that means its GOOD.
This squirrel, ironically, brought in more money through social media for this family than the humans. They're sad their meal ticket's been punched. Nobody ackshully loves a squirrel.
The conservative party of the USA has spent the last week of “the most important election evar” dressing up as literal garbage and going Mel Gibson Patriot over a squirrel.
They don't deserve to have power. They spend all their time apologizing over their religious beliefs, their policy positions and their very existence. They're lionizing a childless couple whose claim to fame is a fucking rat. Bring on the LWDS, put the rednecks in FEMA camps. Fuck 'em.
Pajeet world order
Abortion is on the ballot in like a dozen states. So many elected officials in their respective states will not voice their opinion on it. And the guy leading the party is saying “We need more weeks for the abortions. Also we need legalized weed in Florida” (completely contrary to the governors and state party position)
So, did you suck Legolas’ cock before or after the defeat of Sauron? Or was it throughout your fellowship?
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Keep peanuts name, out your fucking MOUTHS! @Sue Lightning @Turry Fawks
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Peanut brought joy to millions of people and the libtards killed him for being an illegal asylum seeker, while they encourage human ones to rape, steal and murder.