Statement by Donald J Trump on the execution of Peanut the squirrel.

[:sumaturry:]

Who cares? Alcohol will be haram in the Islamic state of Canada next year

Next squirrel I see is getting it

 

[Safka's Enticer]

BZZZT wrong...you're a rooftop Korean (ie collabed with US GI's in Korea against "communists", found "Jesus" after making your sisters a comfort wife for some evangelical clergy in the US army, and rewarded with green cards and cheap business loans to open up salons and beer stores in the hood.)

You're a squirrel barbecuing refugee

 

[chocolatehellhole]

You're a squirrel barbecuing refugee

Leftover squirrel biryani... mmm

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[:sumaturry:]

Peanut the Squirrel owner denies using petâs death to promote OnlyFans

Peanut the Squirrel and Fred the Raccoon were taken from their unlicensed owner and euthanized on October 30

www.independent.co.uk

Mark Longo, the owner of Peanut the Squirrel, has responded to rumors he used the tragic death of the animal to promote his OnlyFans account.

Longo – the Pine City, New York, native who turned an orphan squirrel into a social media sensation – denied the accusations he was capitalizing on the animal’s recent euthanization in an interview with TMZ.

No guys definitely don't go to my OnlyFans. I was not promoting my OnlyFans and you should not subscribe to my OnlyFans.

OnlyFans.

Longo claimed he was trying to get the proper licensing for Peanut to be certified as an educational animal. However, he had failed to comply with state laws that require owners to get a license for a wild animal in time.

He had the squirrel for seven years. They were never going to give him a license for this rat but it was nice of him to give the government his address and an admission that he was harboring a wild animal. Fucking dwope

 

[:sumaturry:]

Is he a gay pornstar or something?

Probably. He seems a bit zesty crying over a rat like that.