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Statement by Donald J Trump on the execution of Peanut the squirrel.

J.B. Mauney

HIT THE LIKES, WE ARE SHADOWBANNED
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Even the squirrels in NY are niggers.
This is what a squirrel is supposed to look like:

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Now that's a good lookin squirrel right there my friend.
 

DMAN

"DMANIAC" IN YOUR USER TITLE TO SHOW RESPECT
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After watching the owner and his dopey scribbleskin boxing glove-lipped wife... The DMAN's final verdict: Happy they killed his dumb squirrel. Nice family cornerstone, stupid.

They just want to see how stupid they can make us. They wanna know if they can make you go out and buy a Peanut shirt and base your vote on a fucking squirrel.

Even the owner looks like he's about to laugh at any moment at the absurdity of the entire story.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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The way this is taking off on right wing social media couldn’t be more fucking gay. 3 days before the election. Yeah, good strategy, Elon.
They want to replicate the vibes of 2016 so hard they workshopped and went “Oh I know whats missing. A dead animal to meme and influence people like Harambe. Signal boost the next dead animal you can find”
 

Safka's Enticer

WOULD
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Republicans also believe a national abortion ban is bad - You need to leave it to the states. Some states will ban it, others will allow you to kill your baby. And thats just ok. Thats democracy.

However the state doesn’t have the right to kill your pet. What are you, a MONSTER?

White people legitimately care more about furbabies than their fellow citizens, even children and babies.
THANKFULLY I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KILL FAGGOTS LIKE YOU
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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They want to replicate the vibes of 2016 so hard they workshopped and went “Oh I know whats missing. A dead animal to meme and influence people like Harambe. Signal boost the next dead animal you can find”
2016 will never be replicated. Wikileaks is what made that election so special. Shit was unreal. 1000's of disabled and mostly gay citizens sifting through Podesta's emails and seeing all the seedy fucked up shit and bizarre references, spirit cooking and pizza, seth rich getting pwned, the embassy streamers getting their phones grabbed from them as they black bagged Julian Assange and DDOS'd the majority of the internet so his deadmans switch couldnt trigger. Wikileaks going down for a long time, coming back up with everything altered. Sigh. I was there.
 
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