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Statement by Donald J Trump on the execution of Peanut the squirrel.
Explain to someone that doesn’t watch the news what’s going on here.
This guy's whole campaign is dedicated to safeguarding household pets and critters
"He was the cornerstone of our life."
Alllllllright.
"They said he bit somebody but he's only bitten me five times in seven years. Why wouldn't you have protective equipment for him to bite you? And also I don't even believe it."
He a good boi he dindu nuffin.
He was putting other animals through college!
He was getting his nuts together!
Alllllllright.
"They said he bit somebody but he's only bitten me five times in seven years. Why wouldn't you have protective equipment for him to bite you? And also I don't even believe it."
He a good boi he dindu nuffin.
He was putting other animals through college!
He was getting his nuts together!
Thanks, I honestly thought the post was a joke. “He became the first squirrel on TikTok to hit a million followers.” Hahah
First they took Harambe, now the jews have come for Peanut.
Nobody can stop whats coming. Follow the plan.
Nobody can stop whats coming. Follow the plan.
Yeah Nana, they pulled the FBI off of a serial killer case for this. It's not like there's a separate agency that specifically deals with wildlife. In the time they spent killing this rat they could have stopped 10,000 illegals from jumping the border!
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that squirrel secured trump's victory
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For peanut. For harambe. 
#CoonsForTrump
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